EnCHEATERS

[goblinmob]

No!...I (allcaps for emphasis)!.. was Jumanji AND Azkaban this enTIRE TIMEEE! hehehehehe
AND I WAS A HOLOGRAM ALSO THIS enTIRE TIME ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!...
And the entire time I was a hologram.. I was a hologram of DARTH MAULLLL!... for THAT enTIREEEEE T I I I I M E E E! ...hahahahahaHAAHAAHAA........

.....and I was alREADY CUT IN HALF FROM SOMETHING ELSE UNRELATED WHICH I DID ON PURPOSE!!...

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAASA!

[Edit] TJ Miller did a skit basically exactly like this once on some show he had back when. I totally ripped that off so I figured I'd just out myself in case one of you happened to have seen that exact same bit. But you do have to admit - despite that hair he's got goin on, pretty ugly guy... just sayin...