Confessions of a cheater...

[sellawiz]

Originally Posted by Cheater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's see...

1. Fibbed a bit on my taxes last year. Nothing too major but at least I owed them a bit less than could have been.

2. Admit to using radar detectors while driving, which obviously gave me an unfair advantage compared to drivers not using them. They probably QQ to the cop once they realized the reason I had slowed down in front of them while they flew by me, no doubt cussing my poor driving skills.

3. Lied to the ticket lady at the fairgrounds a couple of weeks ago and told her my son was 6 when he had actually turned 7 just weeks beforehand. This netted my son free admission. Score!

4. I had this cool scam I figured out in high school years ago. I would go into Good Guys and buy a video game (they weren't locked up back then), then I would come back a few days later with an empty bag and receipt. I'd take a new game off the shelf, slip it into my bag and return it to get my money back. Sadly they started locking them up not long after.

I could go on but the list would continue for many pages. I've never claimed to be a saint unlike some like to pretend and picking out which laws/rules are ok to break and which are not is an exercise in futility.

I don't applaud you. Log in your real account instead of making a new one, then admit to it.