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#101
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My wife won the Mistwalker in the divorce settlement. I also have to pay her 10K PP per month in alimony.
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#102
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DA was also the guild stealing island 1 fairies from multiple guilds, not just IB, that had already tagged it so they could try and charm them to get a non-legit noble kill in before charming was nerfed on them. Remember having enchanters and wizards on island 1 so you could charm or nuke the mob no matter who got it first? I do. Then you berated the people you took mobs from in shout after they called you out for it. I was never more proud not to be in DA then that day. God I wish I took SS's of that shout conversation, but I won't act like I have proof when I don't - something you should learn to do. | |||
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#103
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IB sucks 1" longer cocks then DA, that's about the only difference between you.
However I'm pretty sure we can all agree on that you're both pathetic scum guilds wasting your life on Everquest. | ||
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#104
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Everyone knows that the cool people are the ones who waste their lives badmouthing the losers who play EverQuest.
-1 internet for not saying "ten year old content" | ||
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#105
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Official Bronson/G13 Drinking Game
This game is meant to be played on a thread by thread basis. Convert points to fluid ounces or whatever metric is suitable for the alcohol you've got. I've had success with malt liquor. 1) Claim to have fraps of an event and fraps is never posted. - 3 points per instance. 2) Claim DA didn't perpetuate poopsocking. - 2 points (max 1 per post). 3) Claim you can't debate him because he's got "facts". - 3 points per instance (max 3 per post). 4) Claim to not care about other posters' statements, "give a fuck", have a "horse in this race", or any appropriate substitute, followed by subsequent posts in the same thread referencing statements or poster not cared about. - 1 point per subsequent post that references that player or anything they've said. 5) Use of bro/brew/bra/scro or any of its substitutes. - 1 point per instance. 6) Use of more than 500 words in a single post. - 5 points per instance. 7) Use of more than 1000 words in a single post. - 10 points per instance. (Add 5 for the 500 word bonus for a total of 15). 8) Use of more than 3000 words on a single thread. - 20 points. 9) Refer to individual as a creature (toad, frog, snake, lizard etc.), common vermin (eg. rat), or insect. - 3 points per instance 10) Refer to P99 as a "beer" or "bush" league MMO (any reasonable substitute that discredits p99, everquest, or mentions the age of the content is appropriate). - 3 pointss per instance. 11) Refer to event that took place at LEAST 28 days prior as he "remembers" it. - 5 seconds per instance (max 2 per post). 12) Any reference to a poster donning circus attire, having a circus profession, or having circus family member or guildmate. - 5 points per instance. 13) Told a poster to "shut the fuck up", "shut up", or "stop lying". - 2 points per instance (max 5 per post). 14) Assertion of respect for a particular individual or organization. - 1 points per instance | ||
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#106
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#107
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♥T R A L I N A 52 Druid | ♥P I M E N T O 29 Paladin | ♥C E R E N N A 52 Vicar
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#108
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15) Have 911 or the Poison Control Center on speed dial
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#110
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What a nebulous response.
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