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Old 09-22-2015, 08:05 AM
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Sliced pork byproduct loaf on a bun is a staple of Irish-American cuisine.
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:06 AM
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What happens if you try to order say a big mac without any bread?
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:35 AM
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Can you get a McRib in a lettuce wrap?
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:53 AM
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I'll bet you wouldn't be so upset if you had a nice juicy delicious McRib sandwich in your hand right now now would you?

Hi, I'm Moregan. I'm the janitor of Project 1999. I clean up the puke when somebody gets sick on the rides. I cannot help you with the utter chaos which has descended upon our land.

My action in this situation is obvious: push the McRib sandwich (which is back now at participating locations!) on everybody to delight and distract them from the chaos which surrounds them.

Roughly translated: You're welcome.
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Old 09-22-2015, 09:38 AM
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Old 09-22-2015, 09:45 AM
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I loved the McRib sandwich when I was younger then I read what was in some of those things and that like the Fillet O Fish at McDonalds were off the menu. I think its been a while since I ate there almost miss it. You think about how tasty you remember those sandwiches. So one day you decide to go get one and it tastes nothing like you remember it. The meat is dried out the cheese is old and hardened on it and the bun is stale. Then you are just angry and swear off eating there for another 5-10yrs until the cycle starts over.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:00 AM
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Server population already declining since McRib announcement.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:01 AM
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The only thing I will order at McDonald's is a milk shake.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:14 AM
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Had 3 for breakfast this morning.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:28 AM
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Haven't eaten McDonald's in about five years because I have too much respect for my anus. McRib is basically a sponge made of pig scraps and edible plastics, slathered in Grimace cum.
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