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Old 11-02-2018, 05:16 PM
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also, i *just* binged some ken burns this week and i feel like you guys have root on my box and are gaslighting me sometimes
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:28 PM
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:52 PM
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want to make it clear 1nce and for all i'm super fucking gritty irl, i literally spit on the ground when i'm smoking cigs i bummed (never buy thats my rule), the opposite of cultured. my dining etiquette needs serious help and at dinner parties i avoid helping set the table cuz i can never remember which side the forks go on. setting the table is like a phobia of mine, i move sloth pace and nearly start trembling during. that's the acculturation level i'm on here. i'm showing yall my belly.
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:58 PM
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want to make it clear 1nce and for all i'm super fucking gritty irl, i literally spit on the ground when i'm smoking cigs i bummed (never buy thats my rule), the opposite of cultured. my dining etiquette needs serious help and at dinner parties i avoid helping set the table cuz i can never remember which side the forks go on.
If I spread your butt cheeks to their maximum, how deep do you think I could stick my tongue down your hole?
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:12 PM
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If I spread your butt cheeks to their maximum, how deep do you think I could stick my tongue down your hole?
i met up with a local tranny last night and was literally cnsidering suicide afterward. it was so gosh darn disheartening. we went to some faux acid head bluegrass show. there were olds in grateful dead shirts. it was pretty good music actually. but still not fun. why do i still find myself at "shows" or bars ever??? its like i never learn lessons.

she wasnt wearing makeup, despite being in a dress etc., and she talked in a shout all the time. and was, like, bitter that i didnt. everytime i said something, this expectant "what???". like bithc i have a fragile voice, can't you see that i'm delicate? both of my arms are in a sling and im getting my brain imaged tomorrow morning for Xsts sake. i can't scream at you to communicate smalltalk. lean in.

i really got the impression she was less "trans" and more autistic male grasping blindly for identity and kinship, and very much unconcerned about gender performance. suddenly it clicked for me why granny katrik talks abt avoid trans: they are statistically more likely to be hella annoying. another brick in the heuristic . . .

i crashed out with makeup still on and woke up to a mangled visage and no drugs.
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Old 11-02-2018, 08:39 PM
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Sorry to hear your date didn't go well. I'd probably be like super awkward too. But at least I'd try. No makeup is kinda like showing up to a job interview in a hoodie and sweatpants.
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