A newbies guide to Everquest

[Ferok]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It started out funny but then it it got a little too ridiculous.
he's basically bashing you over the head with the same joke over and over again on all of page 2.

Some good moments and examples though.

This.

At no point did he suggest a suitably clever way to trick an actual newbie into dying, so it did not elicit a laugh from me.

But it did get a few smirks.

[Excision Rottun]

WTB name change to Slowpoke

[guineapig]

He should have at least added:

"type /q to see your quest log".

I fell for that when I first started playing years ago. With this being an emulation of something people played 10 years ago it would probably still trick a few people. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Excision Rottun]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He should have at least added:

"type /q to see your quest log".

I fell for that when I first started playing years ago. With this being an emulation of something people played 10 years ago it would probably still trick a few people. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Telling a newb to target you and /d so you can donate PP to him was way better.

[Ferok]

Originally Posted by Excision Rottun [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Telling a newb to target you and /d so you can donate PP to him was way better.

took me a minute to figure out why that was funny. Whew, it's been so long.

[Jeebus]

The /ooc (out of character) channel is used to ask what the function or purpose of every single item in the game is. Don't know what to do with those fire beetle eyes? Ask everybody on /ooc! Don't know what the stats are on that rusty scimitar? Chances are that somebody on /ooc will!

This is amplified on our server. lol

[Uaellaen]

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