Shits Not Classic

[Cecily]

Pixelated traps were definitely part of the classic experience.

[Rhambuk]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pixelated traps

lol

[HeallunRumblebelly]

The rest of us started using voice chat. And with the bass in our voices we shouted down the weak, and took our just rewards.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Also, can't embed, but this sums up how to make someone successful on p99 :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

[Cecily]

The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time.
We're gonna need a montage. (Montage)
A sports-training montage! (Montage)

And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long.
That's called a montage. (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage! (Montage)

In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage. (Montage)
A simple little montage! (Montage)

Always fade out (Montage) into a montage... (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage... (Montage)
Montage... (Montage)

[Cecily]

God I wanna see a P99 rise to glory montage.

[Azure]

was a good and very influential movie in my life

[Azure]

LOL DERUBAEL!

derubaels sig was so amazing, i stole it.

<3

[Hollywood]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well with Velious coming out, we finally have a truly classic EQ environment to play in. All that remains is some patches and tiny bug fixes till we're finished, right? No. The player base isn't classic at all. Your'e all really mean people with a hatred for typos and a passion for morans and/or inside job terrorist attacks. EQ people back in the day were insufferably nice, passive aggressive introverts who would shun the fuck out of you if you were an asshole.

Somwhere in the last 15 years we lost our way as internet users. That asshole players like you and I seem to run this server highlights our failing as a community. To get back to a truly classic experience we all need to be banned before Velious. Registration in the future would require Amish lineage, the only people who know how to conduct a proper shunning these days. They are also 15 years behind, minimum, so they should be circa 1999 nice. And all mean sounding posts would require optional mandatory smileys [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] or be shunned.

Save P1999 and request your ban today!

Still trying too hard.

[Byrjun]

Packets of Death.