The hideous ham beast thread

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

This thread is simple, post the ugliest, fattest, most annoying attention whores possible, for my contribution I begin by playing a wild snorlax

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This is an affront to all your senses! The smell of tuna, the sight of an ogre, the sound of scratching a chalkboard, the taste of failure!!! Can you feel it!?