Dial a Port offers competitive salary and benefits!

[Tupakk]

Originally Posted by Bubbles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If Dial a Port was a strip club the 'porters' would port harder and longer for the people with the most cash.

If Dial a Port was an Apple Stand, it would give out apples faster and more readily to those paying more for apples.

If Dial a Port was a Baseball Team, they would give better seats, more access, and free hot dog vouchers to the people that continued to pay them the most money regularly.

Anyone whom finds such wild concepts too complex, just take a page from PvP:

Bag all your gear, and claim you are on a CR at all times. See how long you can beat the system.

Otherwise, just toss 30+ a port. If you can't handle that at a high level, use the run you have instead to ponder what else you could be killing to allow you to tip for ports.

Everybody wins.

Lol well said. Give this wo/man a pat on the back.

[DdarkED]

do DaP port for tips? adding someone to ignore for failing to provide a tip pretty funny since tips are not required in any situation and if it is thats called a fee.

now just openly admit you charge a fee and set a rate.

but oh wait then almost no one will ever pay higher then the "rate" and you will make less money.

honest marketing vrs profit margins.

[kotton05]

My tip has diff levels of payout.

If a DaP has to get someone else to come get me and that person is speedy they get double for going out of their way! I also add an extra 25pp if I get a sow without asking. My general tip is 100-200pp. This being said a few times I was without plat and asked for a port without a donation. I have found I usually get them no problem! DaP is legit and the ones crying obviously are the ones not worthy of the services DaP provide[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[thebutthat]

Originally Posted by kotton05 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My tip has diff levels of payout.

If a DaP has to get someone else to come get me and that person is speedy they get double for going out of their way! I also add an extra 25pp if I get a sow without asking. My general tip is 100-200pp. This being said a few times I was without plat and asked for a port without a donation. I have found I usually get them no problem! DaP is legit and the ones crying obviously are the ones not worthy of the services DaP provide[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I offer erotic role play in whatever illusion tickles the porters fancy. I was surprised how many halfing druids want to romp around with an ogre.

[skarlorn]

i'm with indiscriminate hater. a man of reason, etiquette, and a good example of how to violate the p99 naming conventions with style