Best Incoming/Assist/Mez Message

[formallydickman]

How about rez messages? Dorf cleric: "Brell, we pray in thy name to forgive this sinner and dig him out from the deep." At age 15, I thought I was the pimpest dwarf to grace Faydwer.

[aerokella]

Drop your cocks, grab your rocks, %t is incomming.

[phobus]

Originally Posted by aerokella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Drop your cocks, grab your rocks, %t is incomming.

That reminds me - one of my favorites I've seen is "Drop your cocks and get your glocks! [.. other stuff]"

As a Shaman, I don't really have a use for incoming macros. To compensate, I've begun writing limericks to spam at people while I buff them, but that's a subject for another thread. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[jerok88]

"Inc %t, get ready to rez the ranger!"

[Heavydrop]

On my rogue I have a few macros I use for entertaining/annoying group members.

When we're all just standing around waiting for plulls I hit my emote macro
"Kalepto steals one gold from YOU!!"
99% percent of the time people know its a joke and they laugh but once in awhile
I honestly get someone who thinks its real and that makes it even funnier

When I finish off a mob with a backstab I target the corpse and hit this one
that makes me say:
"Death by backstab"
/point
/pause 5
/laugh
so that I point and laugh at the fallen mob

Also when we stand around waiting I target a group member and hit my other one
and I say
"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
/point
/pause 5
/dance
and people usually get a kick out of that

I also have a DE mask for my rogue, so when I use it I'll use another one that emotes
Kalepto starts to feel all smurfy
and after I change I will say in group
"I'm a smurf now! How did that happen?"

along those lines I've started using my mask when the sun goes down, emoting
that Kalepto Mayniak is cursed and at night he becomes a DE
when the sun comes up his curse is dispelled for another day.
Stuff like that

[Poilaupatte]

<<%t>> is mezzed. Hit it if you want to take some damage else leave it alone like britney

[Calabee]

shaere had like 438928291891 diff inc messages, all which were relatively ''good'' [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Hollywood]

Khaleesi has a good one..simplistic but I enjoyed it.

*** Incoming %t *** Defend your Khaleesi!!!

[MaksimMazor]

Heh some warrior in my group once.

Incoming %t assist me or something...

[Razdeline]

some mage on live always said,

"Mage pulling %t, something to tell the grandkids about!