YendorsList: Missed Connection - Mistmoore (M/M)

[Rezonation]

Just remember. That sack with the condoms and liqueur isn't yours.

[SyanideGas]

full homo

[Lorraine]

Originally Posted by Ambrotos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yendor

Was it Nawh, with a candle stick in the MM hot tub?

Confirmed.

Lasna was filming, then 'ate' them both.

[YendorLootmonkey]

So, just as an update, which I would have made sooner, but I was all caught up sharing a game I invented at the office today (It's called Russian Poo-lette... you do your business in the restroom then roll a 6-sided die. Whatever the result, subtract 1, and that's how many wipes you get before you just pull up your pants without looking, no matter what, and go about your day.) that ended miserably for me, I would like to thank the following people:

1) Whoever Nawh was talking to in group at Mistmoore the other day about dhampyre spawning 3 times in a row and dropping the cloak each time, who then said, "Uh, you should check the p99 forums, there's an awkward thread with homoerotic/pedo overtones about you that you may want to read." which prompted Nawh into sending me a PM.

2) Ambrotos for taking time out from trolling entire raidguilds by coincidentally appearing as a fake Sev 5 minutes before the real one actually spawns and using his GM wizardry to identify the ranger I was seeking out

But even before both of them responded, special thanks to:

3) One of the interns at the NSA monitoring PRISM who called me, unsolicited, to tell me it was Nawh within 10 minutes of me posting.

So thank you guys for all of your help!

[Verenity]

Thread delivered

[YendorLootmonkey]

Thread hasn't delivered yet, Verenity, my friend. You see, I was so inspired by this missed connection and yearning for the young ranger to log on and reveal himself, that I wrote a song about it. No homo.

"Waiting For a Newb Like You"
by Yendor Lootmonkey

In the style of "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner

Click here for my tone-deaf rendition of this classic!

So long,
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
A Hooded Black Cloak you gave me to hold
I forgot your name to me you told
When you buff someone... When you buff someone...
Good piece of gear, so warm and black,
I need to know if you want it back
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This cloak of yours is taking up space
And I can't remember your face.

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game

You're so good, when I pull mobs it's understood
My flame lick holds aggro on mobs all day
Just turn on attack and level up this way
When you buff someone... Yeah, really buff someone...
In Mistmoore we fight
From the moment I log on til DDOS at night
There's nowhere in Norrath that I'd rather be
Than leveling you, kinda slowly

I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game






NOW this thread delivered.

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[anotherone]

gdi yendor

[YendorLootmonkey]

I feel this thread died out way too soon given the song I made! wtf

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by YendorLootmonkey [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I feel this thread died out way too soon given the song I made! wtf

Wtf you play?

When did this happen?

[Jael]

Lmao. Seriously no homo.