Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute you met at a yard sale have beer and pot

[JayN]

Economic Stimulus – American Style

David HowardJanuary 28, 2014Economy



Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart, the money will ;go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or ; China.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ;to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or Pot
5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, smoke a joint and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me

http://www.essentialprepper.com/econ...merican-style/

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Enjoy your returns and remember think of America when spending your money

[hatelore]

Good post! I just got me a hot tatooed hooker who carries pot.and beer in her purse! We are otw to mexico to watch a soccer game! Woot! Ohh wait...

[Lune]

Article from right wing tinfoil hat website, complete with a Bible Gateway verse of the day. Classy.

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what is it with ignorant hicks and survival fantasies?

[Rhambuk]

Bravo sir! Well done!

[Kraftwerk]

We'll see who's laughing when the food crisis hits. Y'all are living in a fed fantasy land.

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what is it with ignorant hicks and survival fantasies?

have you even seen red dawn

some of y'all gonna be so fucked

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Article from right wing tinfoil hat website, complete with a Bible Gateway verse of the day. Classy.

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what is it with ignorant hicks and survival fantasies?

You are a moran if you don't stock up homie~ Don't worry, I stocked up extra bullets to shoot you with when you come for my supply biotch~

[hatelore]

I will be sure to use my 22 rounds on you to, you know... to conserve my good ammo for things worth shooting [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Article from right wing tinfoil hat website, complete with a Bible Gateway verse of the day. Classy.

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what is it with ignorant hicks and survival fantasies?

I keep bugout supplies in my big-ass movie theatre purse. What's wrong with that?

[runlvlzero]

You forget ball parks are owned by Saudi's