Is Ted Cruz a RHINO?

[Pokesan]

Is Ted Cruz a RHINO and liberal republican? He's Canadian?

[maskedmelon]

Do you mean RINO? he is most certainly not a rhino.

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you mean RINO? he is most certainly not a rhino.

how are you so sure? diid you meet him? how big was his horn?

[barrettdc1]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

how are you so sure? diid you meet him? how big was his horn?

YUGE!

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

how are you so sure? diid you meet him? how big was his horn?

You know, you may be on to something. He does have a rather prominent schnozz, which could be a means of cleverly disguising a horn.

[Pokesan]

hmm alot to think about here...actual rhino...half rhino...or rhino-kin

well the first makes the most since to me, rhinos are well known for trying to sneak into the republican party. they hate that! that's why they're always screaming themselves hoarse about so-and-so is a rhino. i will investigate further.

half rhino has the same problems as above but also calls into question constitutional issues. i don't believe there is any provision in our sacred document for a dog to be president, or any non-human or demi-human for that matter. if cruz's mother was infact a rhino, he is ineligible for our nations highest office.

rhino-kin is a tough one. he's legally a person but imagines himself to be a mighty beast of the serengeti. there is nothing precluding him from the job, other than the obvious truth that he's a dangerous lunatic. though that applies regardless of his fursona.

[maskedmelon]

Prince William taught me that all the world's rhinos can fit in a stadium. We must protect our rhinos and their kin. Republicans need to be more accommodating to these endangered creatures.

Let rhinos and rhino kin have their own safe space where they might rhine freely.

[Pokesan]

UPDATE: after extensive research on the dark web I have FOUND the picture of a young ted cruz and his rhinoceros mother

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this is a picture from the kenyan wildlife preserve. ted cruz's mother is from kenyan. this certainly bodes ill for his support among the republican base.

[maskedmelon]

Nonsense, a significant segment of the Republican base love Trump, who loves the Chinese, who love rhino horns, which come from rhinos.

I think you can see that by transititties, some republicans love Cruz. Unfortunately for him, many still do not. Ironic that Cruz's chief opponent would be link in the chain of love.

pras Trump

[Daywolf]

I'm sorry, I 'triggered' Poke. My fault [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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