Snow, Roads & You

[maskedmelonpai]

When you are infrequently blessed with this wonderful white stuff, you might find you are uncertain whether or not it is more prudent to uphold your duty to your employer by braving the conditions or staying home. Below I have assembled a short list to help.

1. If you are sure you gonna end up in a ditch, take refuge in your inadequacy and stay home. You would probably end up in a ditch.

2. If you are sure there is no way you would end up in a ditch, stay home and mock others' lack of automotive prowess on social media. You would either end up in a ditch or put someone else in a ditch.

3. If you are concerned you might end up in a ditch, but resolve to travel no faster than half the posted speed limits as a safeguard against the unknown, stay home, clean the lint trap in your drier and read a good book, knowing you made a good decision. You would probably have put someone else in a ditch.

4. If you are exceedingly fashionable, intelligent, attractive, experienced and smell good you may choose to traverse the roads, but you should probably stay home too because even if your superior traits enable to you navigate the retards who ignored the well placed advice above, you will arrive at your workplace to a mostly empty parking lot just as the notice goes out that business will be closed for the day.