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Old 05-21-2011, 09:00 PM
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Default Official CDC info on the coming Zombie Apocalypse

I know most of you have seen this, but just in case:

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
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Please lets be realistic in apocalyptic scenarios
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:17 AM
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I would believe in something more like the crazies movie.

The Walking Dead is retarded... "Man, these undead that cant even negotiate a door somehow destroyed an army of tanks/heavy armor!"

I could see an epidemic that caused people to go feral or completely mad.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:28 AM
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I received a email recently with a evacuation plan for Florida university in case of a zombie outbreak.


http://www.pdfdetective.com/pdf/zomb...r5-226211.html
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This is precisely the reason why we need to fight the gradual weakening of the second amendment by big government.
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throughout history only slaves have been disarmed
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  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  • Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  • First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

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hmmm.... their list is missing a few things.
  • Guns (Aim for the head with 12ga, 357 mag, .308 sniper, flamethrower etc never too many guns)
  • Ammo (Ample supply for each firearm i.e. 12ga shells, grenades for launchers, mortar rounds etc.)
  • Explosives (Real stopping power. Dynamite, Nitroglycerin, C4, explosive rockets etc)
  • Incendiary items (For perimeter defense and disposing of zombie remains. gasoline, napalm, charcoal, zippo lighters)
  • Night vision equipment (used for nighttime defense. Goggles, scope mounts, remote cameras, RC controlled mobile devices for mounts etc.)
  • And Women (don't forget to bring women, so the earth can be repopulated again.)

There, that's an improvement. Typical CDC cant do anything right :P
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