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Originally Posted by Casey VII [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wait, you're Orsk?

Before red opened I played with you on blue. I'm not going to reveal who I was, because playing on blue is a shameful experience that should be mocked, constantly.

Anyways, we had a pretty stupid running joke about you. Just one of those things you come up with that is nonsensical but it made us laugh during the long grind.

One night we were lamenting the allowance of another shitty geared warrior into one of our nightly pickup groups in vent and I commented that the name Orsk sounded like something you would grunt while taking a really violent shit. Oooooorrrsk

So for a while there every time we had to empty our bowels we had to "take an Orsk". Because you were the epitome of useless low level warrior, and because fuck you.

This should be a lesson to all of you who consider playing blue. Or know someone who does play blue (Samwise' homosexual brother).

1. Shitty nonsensical inside jokes are constantly made because blue is boring. It turns your mind to mush.
2. This could have been a story about us corpse camping Orsk and taking dumps on his corpse, but you can't do anything cool on blue.
3. Blue is for faggots, and when I played blue I was an unfunny faggot. Because blue is for faggots.
4. Faggots

Hope you enjoyed the story pal. It's all in the past now. Red allowed us to become friends. brb going to take an Orsk.

LOL Casey A+