Trolls... oh god I dont know how to explain this so I will just tell you a story.
About 6 years ago I had a job working nights at a walmart, pay was good, hardly any customers bothering you, and exercise from all the freight... but ya know, nighttime brings out the weird people, the in the middle of gender reassignment surgery people, drunk people and thief people.. and once a smelly person.
I dont mean smelly like oh you just got off your shift and you smell a little sweaty I mean this person had on a dirty sweatsuit jumpsuit on, pits stained, crotch stained. All this while he is standing in the freezer section looking at the TV dinners. The revolting stench of.. of... of poorly wiping his ass, mixed with sweat from sitting all day and maybe a little bit of crotchrot topped off with old clothing stained with... with with with oily skin excrement and his hair was so... fucking slimy. And pee, and since I am not an expert on pee stenches I am just going to assume it was his or his cat.. or dog. Ya know lets just go with his own pee, I dont wanna offend any animal lover people here.
After that night, at home sitting there still thinking about the customer with the red, grey and blue jumpsuit on I called my dad, due to the timezone difference I got his answering machine and I thanked him. I thanked him for making me eat my veggies as a kid.
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