attention RL info posting nerds

[Brad_mo123]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when i find out who u are, and i will because most of you are like little gossipy high school girls, i'm going to perma ban your accounts, im going to perma ban any known friends that harbored you without alerting me you were there, i'm going to disband the guild you played in, and im going to perma ban the officer core as well as main members of that guild.

consider warning shots officially fired

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Sirken

Did you just have a fit? lol.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when i find out who u are, and i will because most of you are like little gossipy high school girls, i'm going to perma ban your accounts, im going to perma ban any known friends that harbored you without alerting me you were there, i'm going to disband the guild you played in, and im going to perma ban the officer core as well as main members of that guild.

consider warning shots officially fired

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Sirken

LOL.

Shit dawg, you have terrible consistency and make some of the dumbest calls I've ever seen.

I'll be in Chicago in two weeks, come hang out and I'll teach you everything you need to know about crime and punishment.

[Truth Bringer]

Can I have my Autotune account back now Sirken? Totally unwarranted and I miss all my profile views.

[Truth Bringer]

Also, I don't like being anon, I can't mess with people the same way.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I keep Norrath fresh and entertaining, people need a break every now and then from Derubael and Sirken throwing out bans for minor transgressions.

But that is the P99 ban complex, by utilizing permabands heavily as opposed to warnings and moderate suspensions; it forces neck beards to RMT for plat to plvl and re-gear, since gear is 99% of the EQ experience a banned account can cost a player hundreds of real life dollars.

Bans go out harshly cause those Visa's hit Platlord and Supremacy's bank accounts so fast and hard, it creates a ridiculous surge in demand. Rogean and pals are indirectly responsible for this, and the new rules to raiding create that artificial scarcity as well.

Everything the staff does funnels money into RMT, which gets funneled into donations, the RMT screens that catch and ban players are simply removing big time buyers that the staff KNOWS will buy again thus funneling in more money.


It's a fucking CCA racket man.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know you are (probably) just kidding, but this is your first/last/only warning about this. Don't speak poorly about our development staff, even if you're just joking around.. These guys bust their ass on a daily basis not only working on Velious, but keeping up with current bugs as well. All while maintaining real lives - jobs, girlfriends/wives, kids, etc. You do them a disservice by calling them slackers.

Shit like this also makes me lol.. "busting their ass" cause typing in queries like: select * from TABLE where TABLE.name like "%variable%"; and just bulk editing a handful of NPC's is difficult right?

10% of the work is probably on coding and running the queries, the other 90% is basically the devs doing google searches on old NPC's which is hardly ball busting; and to imply these people are losing massive amounts of work time and or family time is highly laughable...

Rogean is what? Network Administrator for his job, so he spends what 6 hours out of his day sitting in the office or driving around, and maybe the last two hours doing back-ups and fixing WAN's? shit maybe get a bit hard for him once every month during a penetration test and that takes less than an hour?

He also isn't married and doesn't have kids, and he barely logs the fuck in anyways, so most of his time is spent polishing his whip and playing Star Wars.

I know several other developers past and present on this project were effectively unemployed or on SNAP benefits, if they weren't fixing Guk loot tables, they'd be pounding their meat sticks all up on websites like Plenty of Fish and OkCupid.

but according to you bro, they're overworked, time-constrained, altruists lololol

[jooo]

Originally Posted by abacab-bansdontwork [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Shit like this also makes me lol.. "busting their ass" cause typing in queries like: select * from TABLE where TABLE.name like "%variable%"; and just bulk editing a handful of NPC's is difficult right?

10% of the work is probably on coding and running the queries, the other 90% is basically the devs doing google searches on old NPC's which is hardly ball busting; and to imply these people are losing massive amounts of work time and or family time is highly laughable...

Rogean is what? Network Administrator for his job, so he spends what 6 hours out of his day sitting in the office or driving around, and maybe the last two hours doing back-ups and fixing WAN's? shit maybe get a bit hard for him once every month during a penetration test and that takes less than an hour?

He also isn't married and doesn't have kids, and he barely logs the fuck in anyways, so most of his time is spent polishing his whip and playing Star Wars.

I know several other developers past and present on this project were effectively unemployed or on SNAP benefits, if they weren't fixing Guk loot tables, they'd be pounding their meat sticks all up on websites like Plenty of Fish and OkCupid.

but according to you bro, they're overworked, time-constrained, altruists lololol

hahahhahahah

"GIVE US RESPECT OR WE WILL BAN YOU"

fucking nerd

[Ungriim]

Originally Posted by abacab-bansdontwork [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I keep Norrath fresh and entertaining, people need a break every now and then from Derubael and Sirken throwing out bans for minor transgressions.

But that is the P99 ban complex, by utilizing permabands heavily as opposed to warnings and moderate suspensions; it forces neck beards to RMT for plat to plvl and re-gear, since gear is 99% of the EQ experience a banned account can cost a player hundreds of real life dollars.

Bans go out harshly cause those Visa's hit Platlord and Supremacy's bank accounts so fast and hard, it creates a ridiculous surge in demand. Rogean and pals are indirectly responsible for this, and the new rules to raiding create that artificial scarcity as well.

Everything the staff does funnels money into RMT, which gets funneled into donations, the RMT screens that catch and ban players are simply removing big time buyers that the staff KNOWS will buy again thus funneling in more money.


It's a fucking CCA racket man.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Going to ruin my racket! This publicity from the GMs gets me more emails a day than anything

[Colgate]

the assertion that the staff puts in a ton of work into the server makes me laugh pretty hard given the pace at which things happen around here

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Originally Posted by Colgate [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the assertion that the staff puts in a ton of work into the server makes me laugh pretty hard given the pace at which things happen around here

Dawg, most of the staff is unemployed or under-employed, to them google searching allakhazam from 2001 using web caches is hard work.

It's the same mentality that teenagers have that think doing the dishes is hard work because it takes away their iphone and porn spanking time.