The story so far:
During glorious battle with a fire beetle, I am attacked by some ne'er-do-well, no doubt turning to banditry in order to feed his skanky wife and fetal alcohol babies. I don't fight back, hoping that he'll just leave me alone since I see several moss snakes on the horizon just begging to be slain.
Unfortunately, my indifference to his aggression did not phase this thug in the slightest and he promptly took me down and left me for dead, making off with my life savings of around 4 gold and 12 silver as he sprinted away to, I assume, avoid any justice that the Dark Elf dragoons could offer after I reported his misconduct.
I am now level 3, I plan to get to level 60 without killing a single player. I will keep the community updated on my progress through the red server.
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