Should've payed the cuck bill

[heartbrand]

Originally Posted by abbud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.

is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

[Seltius]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

Did you read all of that? Then the jokes on you.

[grannock]

Originally Posted by Barladore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or maybe people enjoy different parts of the game you play?! Either way, no point in reporting TMO kills bros, they are the server's punching bag and inches from a full collapse.

Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

Seems to me you guys play just to greif newer people off the server and revel in it on the forums. Kinda like how alcoholics abuse their helpless defenseless children to feel better about their pathetic situation.

[abbud]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?

Not really, I mean i guess I tried to spice up the story but thats just what i usually do after i plug at 100%. That or post here nawmean?

[abbud]

Originally Posted by grannock [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

Seems to me you guys play just to greif newer people off the server and revel in it on the forums. Kinda like how alcoholics abuse their helpless defenseless children to feel better about their pathetic situation.

Okay, but like sir, arent you outgearing and outnumber just about anyone on the server? And you have to admit, when the fuck did you participate in an uneven fight for your side? Its impossible.
I'll ignore your nonsense about abusing alcoholic cuz my father is a sober alcoholic and is currently paying back my childhood. Living in the basement almost for free. Dumbass.

[Barladore]

Originally Posted by grannock [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Play the game however you want buddy, but you guys strictly fight people who are outnumbered or outgeared, and you camp/plug anytime a real fight is presented.

As if empire doesn't do the exact same thing. Every single time I engage an empire player im outgeared and often outnumbered as well. EQ pvp is opportunity based and it's the only game of its kind. That's why its fun. Imo the enjoyment comes from killing someone who should have gotten away and evading people when they should have killed you.

Anything less than 50v50 mass pvp with even(ish) numbers is pretty good too.

[Lu|zSect]

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[grannock]

Originally Posted by abbud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Okay, but like sir, arent you outgearing and outnumber just about anyone on the server? And you have to admit, when the fuck did you participate in an uneven fight for your side? Its impossible.
I'll ignore your nonsense about abusing alcoholic cuz my father is a sober alcoholic and is currently paying back my childhood. Living in the basement almost for free. Dumbass.

You should teach him how to play a cleric and stop comming up with 99 reasons why <friends> is scared to contest.

If the tables were turned, gongshow and colgate would be putting 12 people so far up your asses in tov every night raiding would be impossible. Sorry you guys cant figure it out, but spoiler alert, you might take a yt or 2, so you guys never will.

[vouss]

welcome to hell

[Redi]

High 4