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Cultural appropriation?
I got a didgeridoo for christmas. I've always wanted one. I'm not sure if I just enjoy the sound, enjoy playing instruments, or just enjoy putting large phallic things to my face and blowing raspberries for hours at a time.
But I digress. Seeing as how I am a White male, Does owning a didjeridoo make me racist via cultural appropriation? If so, how would I dispose of it in a way that respects aboriginal traditions so as not to offend them further? | ||
Last edited by Filthy_Pagan; 01-04-2016 at 11:14 PM..
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find an aussie bloke to beat the living hell out of you to gain an understanding of the authentic abbo experience
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please seek a aussie beating ASAP | |||
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I need some serious responses, please. This has been weighing on my conscious heavily.
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if using didgeridoo is cultural appropriation for you, using any form of combustion not generated by lightning is cultural appropriation for abbos. i think you come out ahead.
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But being a Reformed racist and forum Prefect of Matters of Racial Equity, I was hoping that you could clarify the matter for me. All things considered, does this make me a racist? | |||
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Using a didgeridoo does not in and of itself mean you are a racist. There are a few specific things you need to do when you play this fine instrument to ensure you are not culturally appropriating.
If you follow these four simple rules and DO YOUR HOMEWORK you will officially be not a racist while playing the didgeridoo in the eyes of the Lord. I would like to remind you that my civil service exam for the Prefect of Matters of Racial Equity position was taken in 2015, and I have not yet renewed my commitment to the 2016 ruleset, details of which remain to be finalized. You must exercise your better judgment and check in on recent MTV documentaries, Tumblr, and network news daily to be sure you do not deviate from the zeitgeist of the movement of open-hearted ones. If you catch yourself transgressing, merely rectify your ways, flagellate (as needed until blood is drawn, which you will then use to draw a red swastika upon your stomach. then you will slap your stomach with an open palm until the dried blood symbol can no longer be seen against the redness. then you will cleanse yourself with a shower without touching the hot water knob), and make your confession to the Retarded God in my presence. My dual offices put me in a unique position to negotiate your forgiveness for racial transgressions with He of the Independently Locomotive Oculi. Good luck with your didgeridoo practice my son. May your playing be Retarded. | |||
Last edited by Big_Japan; 01-05-2016 at 02:30 AM..
Reason: All glory to SoRP!
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