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Old 10-05-2016, 04:05 PM
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The tipping point for the formation of the Anglican Church was when the King had already been living a life of cuckery under the Pope and it just seemed to get worse and worse. He had been thinking to himself damn this guy is just an old creep, he made up these rules because hes not young enough to be out here getting all this ass....he jelly...

He sighed and was like "well alright, what about a woman, can I marry another woman then? Seems pretty non-gay and normal to me. Surely I can do that after being deprived of all this ass my entire life. A second marriage doesn't seem like a big deal, my first wife died of AIDS."

Pope: "OF COURSE U CANT FIRE GIANT. U CANT DO ANYTHING IDIOT. THE BONDS OF MARRIAGE ARE UNBREAKABLE. U CAN LIVE LIKE A CUCK LIKE THE REST OF THE CHURCH IN ITALY".

King casts *Anglican Church conjuring spell*
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