WHO THE FUCK

[maskedmelonpai]

if there SoDs being given/lent out, one should go to my warrior. below i assembled a list of substantive reasons why. please let me know if you would like to lend her a SoD and I will pm you her name so that we can arrange the transaction.

1. she is a dark elf. SoD is ultimate swag and delfs are full of swag.
2. she is well dressed. see point 1 above.
3. it will be loved and well-cared for. in addition to frequent use, it will be regularly linked in no small amount of gloating.
4. when appropriate it will be bagged for maximum rustle. this is a important point. some people will not be sufficiently offended at the thought of a level 20 dark elf warrior wielding a SoD. for those people, it may from time to time be necessary to bag the coveted rod in favor of more level appropriate weaponage such as a GJB.

if you or someone you know are the proud owners of a SoD and would liek the forgoing services rendered FREE OF CHARGE, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

also, congratulations on the double SoDs ^^

[Mockba1980]

I miss you Keg <3

[Freakish]

Does he want a third? He can have mine.

[Legday]

Originally Posted by Freakish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Does he want a third? He can have mine.

*Raises hand*

[Cecily]

Could I get that hon?

[Raavak]

^^^ female DE wanting to abuse a SoD
Probably won't want it back after she's done with it.

[Comoc1]

I guess you aren't such a bad guy after all

[xtraball]

I have a Half-Elf warrior that would kick ass with a SoD.
She kicks ass anyway but...

[dafier]

SoDs are dumb. What does that make the idiot who carries them?

[xKoopa]

If someone wants to donate a SoD to me ill record a video destroying it and make it into a gif


Lmk