You are perfect

[commed]

hmm

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by commed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hmm

You still don't get what happened? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by commed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hmm

See man. All the time I thought I got sick and vomited on myself... waking in my own pool of spew and it was actually my friend Julio who leaned over his bedside, and threw up on my head!

He thought he got sick and motioned as if he had thrown up on the other side when he was talking to his roommate, when in actuality he had leaned over to his right and I was sleeping below his bunk bed on that seat cushion!

I never got sick! MY FRIEND JULIO DID!!!!!!!

He accidentally threw up on me, and I didn't even realize it because I myself was passed out drunk. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[skarlorn]

Dude Lhance after all these years you still don't realize realize what happened? Julio was leaning in to kiss you and then suddenly vomited from drunkenness and cognitive dissonance towards his own repressed homosexuality and overwhelming attraction for you.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude Lhance after all these years you still don't realize realize what happened? Julio was leaning in to kiss you and then suddenly vomited from drunkenness and cognitive dissonance towards his own repressed homosexuality and overwhelming attraction for you.

I missed this post.

That could be true, but as far as I know Julio was 100% hetero.

He did end up leaving the army, and eventually went on to become an actor in Hollywood. No kidding, last he told me he was is in a play. He even had a very tiny part in the movie Santa Claus 2 as well as Cloverfield.

I seen his part in Cloverfield but never seen the movie Santa Claus 2. In Cloverfield, he literally blips on the screen as one of the soldiers during a stressful moment in the movie and blips away.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In Cloverfield, he literally blips on the screen as one of the soldiers during a stressful moment in the movie and blips away.

Is 'blip' Americanese for vomit?

I really hope he is a vomity squadie in the movie.

[Lulz~Sect]

The last time I drank tequila I woke up in a different state
Apparently I was drunkenly charming enough To convince two blondes to take me home

(inb4 u def mad) 😏

[Lammy]

Sorry for your loss. I hope you find a way to harness the energy into something positive.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Lammy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry for your loss. I hope you find a way to harness the energy into something positive.

The only human response so far... QFT

I hope you have managed to binge away the edge off the dark place you are currently in so can now move away from the drug orgy and bring some order back into your life.

My deepest sympathies.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only human response so far... QFT

I hope you have managed to binge away the edge off the dark place you are currently in so can now move away from the drug orgy and bring some order back into your life.

My deepest sympathies.

This is a lie. I greeted his anger and unhappiness with misdirection and a personal story of my own to try to lighten his mood!

It's hard to change gears in RnF and recognize what is a troll post or not sometimes and thus in reality none of the responses were inhuman at all.

Seen much worse tbh.