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The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.
The case before the court today is the People vs. Nirgon of Dark Men of Odus, a purported parody guild filled with legit just like... really nice people. I mean, they're actually really nice guys.
The charges being brought before the defendant are as follows: I. Illiteracy II. Obstruction of Justice III. Cowardliness The people declare that Nirgon does not understand how to read, and thereby is possible unable to identify that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom backwards. Lamar Odom, as the court will hear, is a famous african american basketball player. The people also declare that Nirgon's tears have directly led to the deletion of an entire thread exposing his reluctance to face a fair trial and answer the subpoena which requires him to directly respond to the question. That question being, is Ramal Modo actually Lamar Odom spelled backwards. The people finally also declare that Nirgon, while possibly a really nice guy, has displayed cowardice. Which, the court will recognize is not befitting of a proud Dark Man of Odus. Despite repeated opportunities to type two or three letters (No, or yes) Nirgon has repeatedly sought to evade justice by ignoring the question and responding with something that is just honestly.. like.. really shitty attempts at deflection that like a fucking four year old could recognize. Let the trial commence. Hear ye, Hear ye. All rise. The honorable.... someone.(?).. presenting | ||
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filibuster
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Sorry you got banned. Hopefully permanent
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Nice sperg tho maybe stop jerkin off
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Mo'shun to add jorn, you on her.
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The court is confused by this homeless person that wandered in spouting jibberish. It is not in the courts distinguished reputation to demand the mentally challenged, but exceptions have been considered before and will be again here on this day.
Bailiff, remove the fucking crazy person who is speaking nonsense. | ||
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The representative from the Teal Separatists Union requests that we add a writer for $2.3 Million to support the perverted arts.
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To be clear. The people specifically are referring to the car crash victim mongoloid referred to as solleks.
Evidence of mental deficiency: who the fuck got banned? What are you talking about you nimwit? Why are you talking to adults? Is there medication that you need to be taking or maybe have taken too much of? | ||
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U did. Maybe stop jerkin off
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I'm posting. So I'm not banned. And I literally was in game like two minutes ago. So. I'm not banned. What the fuck are you talking about you crazy crazy person? | |||
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