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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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Lol, blame flyover, not the Hasidic Jews in New York who started the deadly outbreak or the Chinese who created the virus and lied about it. Red necks don’t eat or fuck bats, but the people who make the iPhone you’ll line up for do
Hope this helps, traitorous idiots And to be clear, I don’t think it was made in a lab, I mean they eat bats, their stupidity and obfuscation “created” it. | ||
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Here, roleplay this for me: Your chief of security tells you the crowd outside the capitol building is now so large and so rowdy that the state police can no longer guarantee your safety. Do you: a) Leave out the back door with your detail. b) Order the state police to shoot the protesters if they have to. c) Go out on the balcony with a copy of your executive order and one of your attorneys and explain to the crowd that this executive order authority flows through the state legislature and the state and federal constitutions. I bet you're a big balcony fan aren't ya. Yeah me too. I love that balcony. | |||
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B and then A while the police aren't looking, unless they shoot me first for giving them the order.
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