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Old 03-12-2021, 09:55 PM
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Was talking to a drunk guy half passed out in front of a bus stop. I tell him his bus is showing up in 5 mins and ofc there's a cop on the corner down the street. He passes me a sealed mini of some peach liquor as I walk to the store. Get back and there's this beautiful police officer trying to keep him out the road. He walks off from her calling her a bitch and a cunt and straight in front of an oncoming pickup truck. I grab him by the jacket, pull him back, and sit him down on some steps. Keep him company. Her partner gets there. The drunk guy asks me how old I am and passes me one of those big cans of beer and then he thinks better of it when the ambulance comes and tries to take it from me. We can't drink in public here, so I'm like, "I don't think that's a good idea man..." But he insists and I give it to him. So he's there chugging half the beer in front of the cops. Gets up leaving the beer on the steps and opens the doors to the ambulance himself and goes in. I'm just sitting there laughing as he shouts from the ambulance, "Enjoy that, long hair. Have a good night!"
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Old 03-12-2021, 10:24 PM
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and then everybody clapped
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Old 03-12-2021, 10:32 PM
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Old 03-14-2021, 12:28 PM
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Jesus quit alcohol and cut your nails dude.
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Old 03-14-2021, 12:33 PM
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Jesus quit alcohol and cut your nails dude.
Yah do something bout them nails plz. I can't stand mine right now. Just file em every few days.
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Old 03-14-2021, 04:24 PM
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Yah do something bout them nails plz. I can't stand mine right now. Just file em every few days.
File them down? Just get a pair of them scissors.
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Old 03-12-2021, 10:34 PM
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and then everybody clapped
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Old 03-12-2021, 10:35 PM
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They might have lol. The bus drove by as the cops were hassling him.
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Old 03-12-2021, 11:05 PM
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how the fuck did you get in my ambulance?
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Old 03-13-2021, 10:00 AM
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Took the trash out this morning and felt like actually sitting up to forum quest.
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