do you think choartles snoartles still stalks the ladies on p99?

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You should delete your dating apps and give her a real go.

Need you to get like 7 kids to save this country. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

[unsunghero]

Oh this is probably common knowledge but obviously try to get your shit together as best you can before you start dating. Get in as good of shape as you can, decent clothes picked out, have your place clean and guest ready, alcohol that girls like in the fridge (I have mojitos, margaritas, and white claws that I don’t drink)

Not to be sexist but girls kinda suck at humor but love to laugh. So having an array of funny stories to relate can def help. I’ve told the same stories on multiple dates with diff girls now when they happen to fit in the flow of conversation because I know they crack up the person. And sometimes the more you tell the story the better you get at it

Just my 0.02

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by PlsNoBan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I heard a rumor that if you're a girl IRL that is 1+ steps above a literal troll in appearance you can just flirt with GM's to satisfy your endgame loot needs. Seems fairly efficient and much easier than doing it the other way

anyone remember when Sirken The Douche got cat-fished by some female-troll lookin' p99 player?

and then finally got his ass canned and banned for giving her free lootz and mob spawn info?

there was a pic floating around at one point *shudders*

that woman probably has PTSD from having to cyber Sirken.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

Bro, you're both gonna resent each other after awhile for anyone you marry. 😼

[Skarne]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

You should give Grindr a try and then tell at least 10 people to make an account. If you don't, 10 children will die next week. Forward this message to at least 10 people or ELSE!!!

[starkind]

Turns out I'm quite normal after all.

[Chortles Snortles]

can we go back to making fun of me please

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by Chortles Snortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

can we go back to making fun of me please

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[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by Chortles Snortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

can we go back to making fun of me please

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[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Chortles Snortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

can we go back to making fun of me please