No one on blue or green earned their pixels.

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Originally Posted by Ravager [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why did you stand in line when you could compete for your Twinkies?

I asked it to duel but it said it played on Green. Then it went off on some insane tirade about blueberries, mergers and acquisitions, and how all I cared about was preserving the value of my own investments. Lots of people were watching but none dared engage.
The vendor didn't even sell blueberries, only grapes, so wtf? Once the frenzied shopper left in an erratic pattern of zig zags, I proceeded to continue to purchase my crafting supplies to bake some BLTs on sourdough and quickly succored back to my home point.