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What, are they gonna sentence an amateur yet skilled harpist for deftly plucking out the eyes of an evildoer?
What's the lesson here? It actually is the plane, not the pilot, when it comes to managing how you deploy violence in your life. Angry dude with handgun? Drake nah. Angry harpist with lightning thumbs? Hells yeah.
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I only have one eye. No gimme all your wallets!
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Pro-tip: wear a mirrored eyepatch over the *good eye* The fall for it every time and end up owing you a new glasser!
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I can tell who are not actual females. Every woman knows that nail-file fits neatly right into your nasopharynx up into the frontal lobe.
That's why women always look intently at your face and nod when you are talking to them. They are keeping their sights leveled at all times. Just remember that. And if they smile? Baring teeth is a sign of eagerness. If they smile they are picturing the nail file nicking the optic nerve if you ... just .... hold .... stilll ....
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I think we're getting a little sidetracked by immensely important and superior topic of exercising your god-given right to self-defense as much as possible. So I don't see how that relates to how one guy's video I watched about another guy's essay on stupidity defines stupidity as behavior that's harmful to both one's self and others.
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These are Cipolla's five fundamental laws of stupidity:
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