Was I Just at "One of Those" Kind of Massage Places

[unsunghero]

In my younger days I went into a Happy Ending place who’s ad I saw on Craigslist or something

All the girls were overweight and old, but you don’t know this until the girl walks into your room and by then it’s too late to decline (or at least it was for me because I’m polite)

She put lotion on me and barely rubbed at all, was the worst excuse for a massage I ever heard of. She made a handjob motion and asked and I said “no thanks” when I was really thinking “not from you”

Wasted my money there. Live and learn, I’ve done some wild stuff [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Dac321]

I didn't get any hand jerk motions and it wasn't in a terrible part of town. Sounds like a safe place to return without the doors being kicked open and being in the wrong place at the wrong time lol.

[Ooloo]

Imagine how insecure dudes who are married to\dating masseuses must be

Hey babe how was work today? Did you jerk anyone off or was it like a normal one?

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine how insecure dudes who are married to\dating masseuses must be

Hey babe how was work today? Did you jerk anyone off or was it like a normal one?

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[loramin]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine how insecure dudes who are married to\dating masseuses must be

Hey babe how was work today? Did you jerk anyone off or was it like a normal one?

I'm married to one, but I'm not insecure in the slightest.

She's always worked at 100% legit places, she's never had any desire to give hand jobs to strange men, and she's told me (horrified) on the very rare occasions when some pervert tried to ask her for sex on the job.

So yeah, zero concerns as a massage therapist husband ... but it's pretty great when I need some massaging [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]. I hit the wife jackpot.

[Origen]

I've never once had a professional massage, professional or ejaculatory. Maybe I should try it out.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've never once had a professional massage, professional or ejaculatory. Maybe I should try it out.

My co-worker gets them almost weekly, he uses it as a form of self-care to de-stress. I give him shit because he’s a hardcore gamer (as hardcore as you can be while still being employed), and almost never does anything active

Meanwhile I’m constantly working out to the extreme causing all this damage, and I’m like you and never get them. I think I’ve gotten maybe 4 in my lifetime

Honestly though if I could afford them I would be very tempted :/

[u_lock]

Weird to make me stop lurking to answer this, but this is a 100% legitimate massage. I get them about monthly, this is just the standard "random Chinese shop" style. Nothing sexual about this, except for whatever you're conjuring in your mind.

[Toxigen]

Sounds like a good massage.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sounds like a good massage.