Baldurs Gate 3

[magnetaress]

oh i caught up by watching the vid unsunghero posted

ya 99% of triple a game companies need to collapse into a black hole

funny bg3 delivered becasue 1&2 where rebels too lol

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^
Most modern games studios are full of the same shitty quiet quitter generation that is ruining tv and movies

yes because kids these days wont fire their fucking bosses lawl

(and become the boss)

R.I.P. a few mor generations i think!

TOO BE HONEST (i am going to quickly plug my CCP put the crazy rich coots in welfare hospitals under socialized medicine and take their lands) and give back to the gnolls!

[magnetaress]

before i lay my head down to rest tho i'm going to celebrate that 800k ppl are happy with their purchase !

go capitalism go !

[magnetaress]

honestly after watching a lot of bg3 videos it looks really fun and cool and silly butt it also looks way to wierd for me like it is very queer game no matter how u want to play it it's art style screams new age elf monarchy plastic surgery for elf ears on earth for all x a million and the halfling barbarian dudes are a meme they kinda feel out of place in the universe which is fucking hilarious because all boobs in that game are 10/10 and there are no 'normal' characters that seem to be just normie every day fat old shop keepers who servived the last demon apocolypse by just not going into the city during the invasions/famines and just red a book by themselves in their little peasent hovel

like they need some authentic medieval survivlist in there to be inclusive and ground the game for the mortal races that aren't like pandimensional and pansexual

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The problem with pornography, according to neuroscientists like Dr Huberman, is that many need to keep upping the edginess/deviance in order to get the same dopamine hit as before

this is basically the problem

it used to be a little ankle could titalate us and those days are long gone

i agree with the ppl that when vid games stray out of strategy/story into porn territory its a huge turn off for me because its just basically gross

as a little 14 year oldd this would have sold me butt its gross now and really detracts from the rest of the world building elements and why are devs spending time on this when they could be adding another cool dungeon level with a puzzle

[magnetaress]

so i personally don't blame the studio but really its just our society has fallen so far that the masses demand several penis sizes to chose from its not like they devs are really in love with this just that it's neccissary in order to really sell the game now

sex appeal is way to important in modern multimedia which games are a part of like

the old school EQ troll and ogre >

NO ONE WOULD MAKE THEM ANYMORE

same with the old school EQ dwarf just not sexy enough so u end up with wierd wow shit that is like some kind of compromise

if i want to play an undead with my face rotting off and guts dangling NOPE too much hardcore no playing of lizard ppl who can like literally bite off heads anymore either just not sexy enough (look at dracthyr in wow).

Everything needs to look super cudly now with big eyes and shit too

the dark forest full of hidden horrors? SORRY it's full of adorable fucking squirls

[Toxigen]

i just wanna fuck a bear in this game

[druidbob]

Just got to act 3 in BG3, as someone who played the previous games one thing that kinda threw me off is how many missions apparently have timers. In the old games you could pretty much do any side quest in any order, but now it's "oh you decided to explore the temple your cleric desperately wanted to go to? Sorry, but now those prisoners you were supposed to rescue are all dead." Wouldn't be a problem if I knew that ahead of time, but suddenly noticed I had like 4 failed quests and I wasn't about to load that far back to do them lol.

[druidbob]

But that is just one critique in what has otherwise been a very solid game so far.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Toxigen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i just wanna fuck a bear in this game

A cute bear tho right?