Most single important issue to me in 2024

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Gotta keep the criminals away, right? Let’s hope she follows that to the letter

Anyway since I can’t comment much further without straying into hurty word no no land I’ll, in the words of Stephen from Braveheart, “just answer the fookin question”

Most single important issue to me in 2024:

Because of the recent population explosion where I live, 911 is now officially a recording with a hold time. Don’t worry, wasn’t calling for me yesterday

Knowing it’s all recorded I figured may as well say right off the bat to the recording in a calm sarcastic voice “oh I’m just shot and bleeding out, but I’ll hold, no worry. Is there an option to repeat the options menu? Sorry, keep getting distracted by the blinding pain and extreme shock”

I thought I was taking crazy pills. What if I only had a few seconds of consciousness left? I guess all the more reason to continue to detach myself from reliance on first responders by health and personal safety choices….