RIP Steve Jobs

[Feachie]

yeah, but you can see on that graph where the company was without steve.

we'll see how long apple retains their status. feachie's call is it's going to be powerpc days all over again.

[purest]

Originally Posted by Scribbles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no, its cuz he actually contributed something to the world as opposed to some meth addict in arizona who lives off the govt cheese his whole life before dying of an overdose at the ripe age of 26

lol @ the confusing the relentless slobbering that overtakes broadcast media outlets after the death of any extremely famous person as having any correlation with that person's contributions to humanity

[Glitch]

Reading this thread on my macbook with internet tethered from my iphone.
deal with.

[Harrison]

In either case, we can be assured that not a single fuck will be given the day you keel over.

[purest]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In either case, we can be assured that not a single fuck will be given the day you keel over.

Nobody will give a fuck the same way nobody gives fuck about the 2 million Dinka, Zaghawa, Nuer and Fur who were machine-gunned down by Mi-24s in Sudan. There ain't any money in a dead Dinka. And money is the only thing that decides how much TV time a corpse gets. And Steve Jobs had a lot of it.

So, allow me to assure you that in the future, as you lay there with tubes coming out of your fat carcass, and lean over to watch the cardio beeper zig when it's supposed to zag, scared out of your mind and ashamed to look down at that fat gut hyper-ventilating its last chickenshit breaths, nobody will give a single fuck when you keel over either.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by purest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nobody will give a fuck the same way nobody gives fuck about the 2 million Dinka, Zaghawa, Nuer and Fur who were machine-gunned down by Mi-24s in Sudan. There ain't any money in a dead Dinka. And money is the only thing that decides how much TV time a corpse gets. And Steve Jobs had a lot of it.

So, allow me to assure you that in the future, as you lay there with tubes coming out of your fat carcass, and lean over to watch the cardio beeper zig when it's supposed to zag, scared out of your mind and ashamed to look down at that fat gut hyper-ventilating its last chickenshit breaths, nobody will give a single fuck when you keel over either.

lol everquest

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by purest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nobody will give a fuck the same way nobody gives fuck about the 2 million Dinka, Zaghawa, Nuer and Fur who were machine-gunned down by Mi-24s in Sudan. There ain't any money in a dead Dinka. And money is the only thing that decides how much TV time a corpse gets. And Steve Jobs had a lot of it.

So, allow me to assure you that in the future, as you lay there with tubes coming out of your fat carcass, and lean over to watch the cardio beeper zig when it's supposed to zag, scared out of your mind and ashamed to look down at that fat gut hyper-ventilating its last chickenshit breaths, nobody will give a single fuck when you keel over either.

lol more fatjokes by anonymous chickenshits

[Hasbinbad]

Just read up on Steve Jobs death. Cause of death: Pancreatic Cancer....
Looks like PC wins again.

^ Funniest shit I've heard in years.

[lordyamish]

meh, i would have cared, but he was such a bad lay that i just lost any feeling i had for him