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Old 04-24-2010, 07:47 PM
Cowboy Cowboy is offline
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Not.

Getting horribly, horribly raped by a large, disease-ridden thug who first stabs you with a knife then punches you in the wound repeatedly to debilitate you. After raping you, he takes your wallet to identify you and your address. He goes to your home, pillages your belongings and frightens any other homedwellers by dragging your half-dead body into the bathtub and pouring hydrochloric acid everywhere. Once done, he then sets off a bomb he planted in the local sports arena three weeks ago, when he was sneakily stalking you at the local McDonald's, where you were getting exalted with Ronald McDonald.

I mean, come on guys - who the fuck is going to say hot to something stupid?

Lose your wallet?
Stub your toe?

Get a real thread.
 


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