First World Problems

[Arclyte]

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[FoxxHound]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol I really was just adding to the conversation about cam whores and strippers but once again I can't say shit around here with out all these bromantic fools fawning over me and turning it into a lets attack Dredge thread. Ha.

You guys are so up my shit it's pathetic.
Nothing like a bit of misdirection to pass the time. Seriously why does anyone care what my real name is or where I work or where I live?

I got Purist sending me private messages sending me what he thinks is my real name, I got people dragging old random fb pics and making them into dredge memes, and for what? A 12 year old video game forum?

But I'm the pathetic one? Come on, so gay guys.

Totes gay bro.

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

I call bullshit on this... I saw your pic and you got a mister potato head man lol. When I saw it all i wanted to do was open up the back of your head, pull out all the pieces( arms,legs,ears,eyes,nose) and play mister potato head!!

If some girl is msging you trying to hook up, you know your ass would be on that like white on rice. Don't lie, Sometimes lying isnt cool yo~


P.s its gay to take other peoples pics off there drive that they are trusting you to fix, and make up random stories involving there pics. Make your own life, dont steal from other peoples lives.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm currently living in a halfway house

...and the plot thickens.

[Arclyte]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ha, none of my photos have ever been on here, Mr. Potato head is a Chef I found on Chow Hound that posts pics and descriptions. I'm really good at wrapping crescent roll dough around hot dogs :-)

I'm currently living in a halfway house and on a tether, so the Internet is basically my only source of entertainment.

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[Tarathiel]

nice try lol

[Tarathiel]

this is what Tarathiel listen's too in the morning, this shit is better than sex

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[hatelore]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this is what Tarathiel listen's too in the morning, this shit is better than sex

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that isn't bad bro, but I think I would prefer getting head with the car running! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by hatelore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that isn't bad bro, but I think I would prefer getting head with the car running! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Ahldagor]

if we all ignore dredge and his other accounts then will he go away? he's like tinkerbell, pay more attention to him then he sticks around. and dredge, you're still fired come monday.