Lol Dark Ascention

[Jify]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wanna sig it dawg?

Done!

[Phallax]

Oh mans I got fake quoted, thats so awesome. Can I be cool like Abacab and request that to be sigged because Im such an attention whore?!

[Jify]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?

Answer:

Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time.

You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Phallax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm really jealous of Abacab cause he's SOOO cute and popular hehe!! (I soo wish I was him) That's why I'm being a big meanie >:3

for real ya'll

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Abacabb [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

for real ya'll

Im not being a meanie! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[astarothel]

Abacab's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

[Auvdar]

I'm just waiting for Abacab to start bragging about how he has the "Best burst DPS server wide".

You're heading down that road of retardation. And if you wanna PvP come find me. Be glad to shove my GeB's up your ass.

[Modus]

Originally Posted by Zithax [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So secrets 100% resses some afk idiots that did nothing to deserve the resses, man the integrity of the server staff diminishes by the day.

Wow Emil.

Just wow.

[Pico]

Originally Posted by Jify [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Answer:

Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time.

You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

hey why did you put so much effort into something that's not funny whatsoever?

[Abacabb]

Originally Posted by Auvdar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm just waiting for Abacab to start bragging about how he has the "Best burst DPS server wide".

You're heading down that road of retardation. And if you wanna PvP come find me. Be glad to shove my GeB's up your ass.

Yo bro, I don't know if you heard or not but me typing /d on you while you anticipate rooting me is about as PvP as the CTF event

Flag yourself bro, I'll flag myself and we'll spar when the chance comes, and trust me your faggy starfire isn't going to svae you from my level 1 train assault

tl;dr

You lose XP, I don't and I'll steam roll you with a level 1 enchanter bro