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03-02-2022, 10:05 PM
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One of the requests for another team at work today was a father calling about his hysterical 18yr old son:
“Father reports client is thinking his penis is shrinking and he will die, wearing no clothing, in just his underwear, has been checking his penis since the episode started” I told my co-worker damn I wish I had gotten that request, that sounds fun. Most likely that guy is DD but if not it’s like damn boy! What drugs you get into? Then my co-worker said yea it sounds fun until he shows you his dick.. Then I said if he whips his dick out on me I’ll just get him back by saying “oh yeah no that’s totally shrinking man” lol if father thought he was panicking before… | ||
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03-02-2022, 10:23 PM
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Sounds like a rly fun call. Hope the kid is ok.
Today I got a lot done + Said prayer for everyone + prayer of gratitude + got some good memes in my window. And tbqfh a lot more about animal crossing! (Maybe more than I wanted 2 know) /\ | ||
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03-04-2022, 02:22 AM
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Nearing best shape ever in life which is cool. The surgery downtime really threw a wrench in things
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03-04-2022, 12:44 PM
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Can’t really. If I don’t hyper-focus on working out, then I will on something unhealthier like gaming. There’s worse things to be addicted to than exercise, is how I justify it /shrug
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03-04-2022, 12:57 PM
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03-06-2022, 01:46 PM
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Did 2nd warrior yoga class and did arguably worse than the first, was sore from hikin and 3mi run yesterday. Bout to go sit in gym hot tub bc my glutes are wrecked. This hot yoga instructor and yoga chicks love their damn glute exercises :/ | |||
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03-08-2022, 10:08 PM
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Had a call today 16yr old girl fresh into the US from Mexico is staying with her Aunt, but has a 17 yr old FIRST cousin in the home. Close quarters and apparently they become romantically involved. Aunt says stop that shit you can’t do that, kid’s suicidal as a result
Police are out with us and we’re having to Google state laws on incest. Turns out you can marry your cousin after you are both past childbearing age, but prior to that it is illegal to MARRY your cousin. It says romantic relationships with your cousin are “not allowed” but doesn’t say illegal. The cops are like “I’m gonna be honest I’ve never arrested anyone for incest before” I so wanted to joke “I think it’s only allowed if your cousin has her arm stuck in the washing machine or drier”. The cop was pretty chill and young I think he woulda got the reference but I didn’t lol I couldn’t talk to the girl because guardians were unreachable in Mexico so was just a CPS report. But it’s like damn, hooking up with your first cousin is not a rumor you want people knowing about you… | ||
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