CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Pretzelle]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I thought the Earth was a sphere because spheres are perfect like God. If we created God in our image would not the Earth then be a sphere?

The disk is not perfect. I mean yeah, Jürgen Schult's awesome throw will probably never be beaten, inasmuch no current doping program can perform the magnificent throughput that the East Germans achieved back in 1986, but still what have you got? Frisbee? What else, I'm at a loss. Now spheres, that's pretty much everything. Pele, sphere. LeBron, sphere. Nicklaus, sphere. Federer, sphere. Why? Because the sphere is perfect, just like Jordan in '87.

Oh yeah the bicycle wheel. Lance...fucking...Armstrong. Discs suck and bring shame to everyone they touch.

oblate spheroid

[BlackBellamy]

Anyway, I'm not here to debate the shape of planetary bodies, I'm here to spread totally accurate information and foment irrational panic regarding the coronavirus. To do that I need people to believe in it. If you believe in the flat earth you can surely believe in the flat coronavirus, it's just as deadly.

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[solleks]

p sure neil degenerate tyson said it was pear shaped. hah sci fi cucks follow losers

[Kaveh]

Forces aside from gravity that you also cannot see:

Electromagnetism
Friction
hazek’s dick (requires electron microscope)

[Hazek]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There’s this force called gravity that confounds your argument. What maintains the atmosphere at the side of this flat earth? Is it also a concave bowl? Please tell me what contains gas, or is this flat Earth also domed, holding in the nitrogen and oxygen

I get that i'm a retard and Islam and flat earth are both true ideas but you shouldn’t be spreading them to people who are too stupid to understand them like myself

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forces aside from gravity that you also cannot see:

Electromagnetism
Friction
hazek’s dick (requires electron microscope)

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[Jimjam]

The UK government is paying people 80% of their wages not to work. The company I part time for is topping up the other 20%. The catch is I can't work for myself, or anyone else for that matter, in the mean time.

Feels strange being paid not to work.

[Hoppkins_Wytchfinder]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The UK government is paying people 80% of their wages not to work. The company I part time for is topping up the other 20%. The catch is I can't work for myself, or anyone else for that matter, in the mean time.

Feels strange being paid not to work.

Im working from my loft. Cant stand it.

[solleks]

Forces are theoretical math equations

Ground encapsulated by firmament (bowl)

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by solleks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forces are theoretical math equations

I can use a theoretical math equation to figure out the exact energy transferred to an object when a force of one newton acts on that object in the direction of the force's motion through a distance of one meter.

Using your weight as an input that formula allows me to calculate the precise length of rope needed for your neck to break cleanly, without you dangling all there making noises with your legs going this way and that. Theoretically.

[magnetaress]

I just slept on top of my 5G phone with forum quest active.