Cheap Sex and the Decline of Marriage

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah well always the implication is that it's well maintained. i once nearly vomited into a girls snatch because it was so foul. practice diligence. Shower or bathe with her before hand. then go nuts

This is the kind of shit straight people need to be told to do. Wash your god damn crouch and ass before sex -- especially if someone is putting their mouth on it.

[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the kind of shit straight people need to be told to do. Wash your god damn crouch and ass before sex -- especially if someone is putting their mouth on it.

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[LulzSect©]

dude im at work thanks for that

[Evia]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

FALSE.

Getting married is the way to find someone to not have sex with for the rest of your life.

 

you also aren't allowed to have sex with anyone else either

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Hahahaha too true!

[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by LulzSect© [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dude im at work thanks for that

Your work doesn't appreciate good advice?

[Mblake1981]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I wish I could. I really do.

Every time I go down on a chick it's like sticking my face into a freshly microwaved can of tuna.

I've hooked up with women who I could smell while in missionary position.

That's pretty bad. Gotta spray that shit with some febreze.

Rotten and poor health?

My second fiance was the natural type when it came to hygiene products, she didn't use douche. Claimed it was bad for health. The only time it smelled bad was sex during her period. Blood all over my stuff, part attracted and part repulsed. Would do it again though.

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your work doesn't appreciate good advice?

Lulz probably works for a social media company. Aka their personal Facebook, YouTube, IG, and Twitter pages. It's like web2.0 geocities on steroids.

It explains a lot of the posts lulz makes tbh.

[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by Mblake1981 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rotten and poor health?

Probably. I usually sleep with women who aren't concerned about their well being.

[Mblake1981]

Originally Posted by LulzSect© [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dude im at work thanks for that

Yeah he got me too

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[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Probably. I usually sleep with women who aren't concerned about their well being.

gross