You know you're a nothingburger when...

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

learning karate to win a street fight

I still remember one of the bullies at my school came up to me and said something like “oh I hear you have a black belt, so you think you can win in a street fight?”

And I said “Nope. I do pretty good in tournaments, but they have rules”

The kid’s brow furrowed as he thought about it, and then dropped the subject. He was hoping to provoke a confrontation I think

I’ve talked my way out of a few fights, never been in a street fight yet, can always talk my way out

[unsunghero]

BTW, the hardest hits your kid will take is not from other kids but sparring vs adults who aren’t as skilled

My instructor used to put me against adults of all skill levels. I learned that one head hick to a 30 year old dude green belt could sting his pride enough to make him go basically full bore on kicks

Nothing like being blasted blocking a roundhouse from an angry 30 year old dude as a kid. Would send me skidding and knock the wind out even blocked. Take a few of those and hits from other kids feel like pillows [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[magnetaress]

As someone with boobs. Getting punched in the boobs really hurts butt it's not really fatal.

A surprise hit (caught flat footed) to the solar plexus is the worst hit I've ever taken. Straight up stunned for a full 15 seconds.

Head hits suck. Butt you aren't guaranteed KOs.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As someone with boobs. Getting punched in the boobs really hurts butt it's not really fatal.

A surprise hit (caught flat footed) to the solar plexus is the worst hit I've ever taken. Straight up stunned for a full 15 seconds.

Head hits suck. Butt you aren't guaranteed KOs.

You are a dude who has boobs and no balls?

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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are a dude who has boobs and no balls?

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Used to be really pretty too.

It only lasted 4 years 😢😪

Then I killed myself.

💀😱👻⚰

It sucks being literally undead. Don't recommend.

[magnetaress]

Well. I sort of "cane back to life" I wouldn't exactly call it a resurrection tho. And it certainly cost a lot and is was painful.

Like it's not a free pass to divinity or anything cool fun or worthwhile.

Not sure why I am still alive? If true?

It's weird.

[magnetaress]

It's a shame really.

Buttttt as the bhudda says.

Everything is temporary. The glass is already broken.


To those who are about to be in your prime or are living it.

Savor and cherish those moments. Don't discard them or throw them away. Those moments are what life is all about.

[magnetaress]

I'm just glad I have only experienced getting punched in the boob a few times in life.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm just glad I have only experienced getting punched in the boob a few times in life.

Like the more I think about it this is the most important thing. If I had to regularly get boob punched.

I'd fucking never come back to life.

[magnetaress]

Seriously!