The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Bardp1999]

Sethius confirmed bald (#notachoice)

[OuterChimp]

Bald people shouldn't be allowed to play video games.

#BanTheBald

[Sethius Marlowe]

I'm definitely bald.

How much does it matter though? Like? I don't care that I'm bald?

I'm happy? So?

WHAT GIVES?!

!?!?!!?

[Bardp1999]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm definitely bald.

How much does it matter though? Like? I don't care that I'm bald?

I'm happy? So?

WHAT GIVES?!

!?!?!!?

Bald people are notoriously unhappy due to being bald - see the cautionary tale of LulzSect and other balds of his ilk (MAce Quest guy was bald also).

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[creekside]

this thread will live on forever

[Hazek]

Originally Posted by Wrekt [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And then Solmn doubled down within the last few weeks. What's your excuse for that?

You carry water for the racists. Nice job, Officer of DMO

Shut up Gnome lover.

[Bardp1999]

The real question is when someone will have the courage to make an all Barbarian guild. What possible guild names could there be?

Kool Klown Klique
Knights of Killer Knives
Krazy Krack Klan

Just spit ballin

[Stickyfingers]

Originally Posted by Bardp1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The real question is when someone will have the courage to make an all Barbarian guild. What possible guild names could there be?

Kool Klown Klique
Knights of Killer Knives
Krazy Krack Klan

Just spit ballin

Snow Angels of the North
Patrick Swayze Fan Club
Hicks of Halas

[solleks]

Balds tend to overcompensate with showing how happy and normal they are too. Specially kidless balds

[Jack N]

Originally Posted by Sethius Marlowe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Okay let’s start.

I have sex everyday. And it’s goooooooood. Like the good stuff. Everyone’s all happy and pleased and shit.

People like me wherever I go because I’m a goofball and I just compliment people and notice the best in people and tell wacky jokes.

I make a lot of money. Right around 120k a year. And I mostly work from home.

My job lets me meet lots of interesting people and learn things about the world.

I work when I feel like it and goof off when I feel like it. I also have a cat that just romps around the neighborhood with me. She’s the best.

I work out like two to three hours a day so I’m always happy and healthy and strong and nothing is an ordeal for me. I don’t feel that weird struggle you feel when you reach for something. Everything for me is just fun and better and like a kid. I have insane energy because of this and so I only feel the need to sleep like four to six hours a day and I get to just do more than you do.

I don’t take any antidepressants or any medications. I’m just happy to live and be awesome and share my awesome with good people that want to share it with me. I give to those in need and do good things to good people. And I delight in doing bad things to bar people like the count of Monte Cristo.

My girlfriend is smart as shit and is world renowned and works with people who are deciding the policies and the everything that’s happening to your corona virus world.

What more do you want to know? The cringe is you, my friend. My life is fucking awesome.

You seem totally cool and normal to me man, I don't want no trouble from a crazy person alright.