LET’S DECLARE A PANDEMIC AMNESTY

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by l0053g0053 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I did not make a mistake. I did the best possible response, which is humor.

Funeral jokes? I am the king. "Jesus was walking down the road some day, and he heard that Lazarus was dead. So he went to the grave, urged all the crying people to be at peace, then he went inside and throat fucked dead Lazarus."


Next funeral, dm me. I work cheap. Baby funerals or murder victims are free. Those are an honor to desecrate.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Alright, by demand, the full version.


So then Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead and Lazarus stumbles out from the grave toward astonished family members and says, with a burbling voice, "Who the fuck throat fucked me?"

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Next one I gotta charge.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bigly population maths.

Hiding the camps within nursing homes is shady even for fascists.

[Chortles Snortles]

little early for day drinking gramps

[l0053g0053]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[B]Funeral jokes?

What do you call one covid death? - A tragedy

What do you call a vaccine related death? - A conspiracy


.... Hello?.....

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Chortles Snortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

little early for day drinking gramps

You're good, I'll give you that.

[Duik]

Better you all watch out for the they, the them.
The Men In Black?
Dinosaurs aren't real, earth flat, universe 5000 years old.
A Telepathic zombie is real.
DNA overwritten by an injected liquid. Marks you for the beast.
Pizzagate, I love babies (but only with white sauce).
Your diety is false.
Mine however is perfect and real. Omnipotent, omniscient and loving. Just not good with money.
What did I miss?

[Duik]

The cat from Red Dwarf said of Rimmers dads death was goid.
Your dad, he's dead now bit it's party time for all the little wormies.
Works for anyone.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Look, kid, it's not that kind of movie.