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Old 06-11-2018, 11:13 PM
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Gays tend to be smarter and less obligated to women. So they tend to have more money. Also longer penis. Fatter penis as well. I'm going to go ahead and guess better looking penis in general. Although some straight guys have really big and good-looking cocks. Chances are there is a bigger, prettier, gay dick somewhere on any given straight penis.

Straight guys, insecure about their lesser intelligence, smaller dicks, and ability to resist getting manipulated into gay sex, oppress the gays and come up with myths like this.

If not then, the those cunty straight women with them. Straight women are usually the center of any lynching episode in history. Who knows how many deaths lying white bitches are accountable for.
did you learn all this suckign d*ck?
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:50 PM
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there are many parallels in the downfalls of jd and of filvus

for example, being heckled by me.
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:33 AM
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did you learn all this suckign d*ck?
Woah...wait wait wait, there could be something there.

Think about the motion...

Bobbing up and down on a shaft with your head, you are 'injected' directly to your brain.

Cum could be...thinking juice.

There's something to semen right? It helps to make a baby (I'm pretty sure).

Gay men don't have babies so God was like "Well let's make cum special for gay men".

Bam. Thinking juice.

Gay men give head, dicks inject 'thinking juice' through special neck holes directly to the cerebral cortex and wham, you have yourself a flamboyant Stephen Hawkins on your hands.

I'm proud of this scientific discovery and I'm satisfied enough to submit this post to the Smithsonian for review and archiving.
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Old 06-12-2018, 02:53 AM
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US is planned to send shipments of high grade cannabis to NK in exchange for denuclearization. Unoffical reports say NK is sick of shwag.

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Told this to Rogean, Nilbog & Menden.
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Old 06-12-2018, 07:42 AM
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Woah...wait wait wait, there could be something there.

Think about the motion...

Bobbing up and down on a shaft with your head, you are 'injected' directly to your brain.

Cum could be...thinking juice.

There's something to semen right? It helps to make a baby (I'm pretty sure).

Gay men don't have babies so God was like "Well let's make cum special for gay men".

Bam. Thinking juice.

Gay men give head, dicks inject 'thinking juice' through special neck holes directly to the cerebral cortex and wham, you have yourself a flamboyant Stephen Hawkins on your hands.

I'm proud of this scientific discovery and I'm satisfied enough to submit this post to the Smithsonian for review and archiving.
I want to make my wife smarter but I find it really hard to cum from oral. Like I have to sit there and face fuck her until her jaw hurts.

Maybe she needs to get better at it? Maybe you can teach her
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Old 06-12-2018, 09:30 AM
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She needs to use more teeth.
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Old 06-12-2018, 10:00 AM
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Also, it occurred to me this morning that progressivism is essentially political fetishism for me Noel's of life. Progressives need to embrace increasingly bizarre notions of what is right because they are either numb to the pleasures of success or strangers to them. Anything short of freshly minted delusion fails to penetrate the progressive's dopamine slicked neo-cortex.

Despite the fact that progressivism breeds idiocy on both sides of the political spectrum directly and as reaction, it owns no monopoly on idiocy and is less the ideology of a foolish mind (as evidenced by the high-functioning minds who support it from the periphery) as it is the hallmark of a desperate one.

also KJU looked super happy holding trump's large hand.
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i think you proved their point!
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Old 06-12-2018, 10:05 AM
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Up next on the season 3 premiere of "Trump's America".
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