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[Jibartik]

i was watching the news high, and i was really able to get into the headspace of an alien that would look at us like we were as disgusting as we would look at a sweaty tentacle puss-pile jaba aliens.

Our mouths, are like, that disgusting. We flap and make all these disgusting shapes bowing hot air an water out of our flappy open gapping animated flesh holes.

I was like, man we are a fucking evil disgusting alien just waiting to happen lol

Idk what that has to do with anything.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Horza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Mental illness left untreated doesn't usually improve on its own.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_levitation

Sorry you're smoothbrained

[Jibartik]

imagine a bunch of trumps floating around on barges on a planet with no water

that could be us [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

imagine a bunch of trumps floating around on barges on a planet with no water

that could be us [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You have to go back.

We were supposed to have hoverboards

[Whale biologist]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i was watching the news high, and i was really able to get into the headspace of an alien that would look at us like we were as disgusting as we would look at a sweaty tentacle puss-pile jaba aliens.

Our mouths, are like, that disgusting. We flap and make all these disgusting shapes bowing hot air an water out of our flappy open gapping animated flesh holes.

I was like, man we are a fucking evil disgusting alien just waiting to happen lol

Idk what that has to do with anything.

it's not that bad, many organisms only have 1 for everything. and cloacas are also way more disgusting than our stuff.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i was watching the news high, and i was really able to get into the headspace of an alien that would look at us like we were as disgusting as we would look at a sweaty tentacle puss-pile jaba aliens.

Our mouths, are like, that disgusting. We flap and make all these disgusting shapes bowing hot air an water out of our flappy open gapping animated flesh holes.

I was like, man we are a fucking evil disgusting alien just waiting to happen lol

Idk what that has to do with anything.

The water is there to cool the sound, so you can convert it into electromagnetic signals internally.

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Whale biologist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's not that bad, many organisms only have 1 for everything. and cloacas are also way more disgusting than our stuff.

Ive said it before, and Ill say it again.

We will never be an enlightened species as long as we have bathrooms.

Aint no divine creature stepping in urine in a public restroom running no universe.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ive said it before, and Ill say it again.

We will never be an enlightened species as long as we have bathrooms.

Aint no divine creature stepping in urine in a public restroom running no universe.

If you can find a way around the production of nitrogenous wastes, you be sure to tell me.

Makes good fertilizer; pee in the garden

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you can find a way around the production of nitrogenous wastes, you be sure to tell me.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Super well played relevance