Guide On How to Stop Being Fat

[Jimjam]

Yes, it is probably the Rivervale theme irrevocably burnt into my mind which did it.

[Pokesan]

the paleo diet has serious fascist undertones

[skarlorn]

i drank a home made chocolate malt last day

*does a 720 degree kickflip and lands at the entrance to NTOV with full BiS*

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i drank a home made chocolate malt last day

*does a 720 degree kickflip and lands at the entrance to NTOV with full BiS*

See ectomorphs want to keep you down. They are jealous of your muscular potential subconsciously and want you to be a fat piece of shit your whole life. So they do things like drink malts and tell you about it. Tell you that most people don't have the willpower to be fit etc...

People hate success if its too much for them to take in. Just be aware of that on your way up.

[skarlorn]

now that's some LOUD PROJECTION.

I want YOU to be fit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

seek help if you were serious in that post [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

now that's some LOUD PROJECTION.

I want YOU to be fit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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I like that we are both gluttonous thinlords who live in game fantasies about being podgy midget picnic masters.

I always wonder about somatotype of the player behind the character.

Like are all wood elves played by latin bootylicious chicks? No, probably not.

[Pokesan]

My body's basically a mix of fat and salt and protein, like a cheeseburger that's able to metabolically regulate itself.

Anyone else have this problem?

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My body's basically a mix of fat and salt and protein, like a cheeseburger that's able to metabolically regulate itself.

Anyone else have this problem?

yeah, but i maintain sufficient blood glucose levels and glycogen stores that I am more liek a soy peppermint brownie with cream cheese frosting.

[hyejin]

mines a spicy chicken sandwich

[Mead]

https://youtu.be/WsSLI_JZGTI

To put 5k calories in perspective