All this MQ flying around

[kaev]

Originally Posted by ClubnRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Come to red, leave this junk behind.

Oh yes, go to Red. Did you know that on Red not only does their shit not stink, they don't even have assholes! Red is like old-school Garden of Eden, not only is there no evil on Red, there aren't even any women there to bring evil into the world!!! Red isn't merely the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh give me a home where the griefernerds roam
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

Home, Home on the Red
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

[Jaxon]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Home, Home on the Red
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

A refrain for the ages. Bravo, sir! Bravo!

[Stormfists]

How else would the neckbeards pay moms basement rent if not for MQ's?

Suppose we could always ban boxing but allow MQ fungi soloists never need to group until 50.

d3RP

[hammertime7795]

Originally Posted by Stormfists [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How else would the neckbeards pay moms basement rent if not for MQ's?

Suppose we could always ban boxing but allow MQ fungi soloists never need to group until 50.

d3RP

Apparently someone is upset that they cant afford an mq and a fungi. Its pretty tough even twinked to the gills for classes like rogues and warriors to solo to 50. Where as a naked necro can solo to 60 with ease. So I guess we should ban necros, enchanters, magi, wizards, druids and shaman because they can all solo to 60 with little or no gear.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yes, go to Red. Did you know that on Red not only does their shit not stink, they don't even have assholes! Red is like old-school Garden of Eden, not only is there no evil on Red, there aren't even any women there to bring evil into the world!!! Red isn't merely the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh give me a home where the griefernerds roam
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

Home, Home on the Red
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

I just want to know one thing. How long have you had that typed up and ready to paste over from MS Word?

[kaev]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I just want to know one thing. How long have you had that typed up and ready to paste over from MS Word?

Typed it on the fly as soon as I thought of it*. The redites have been polluting threads here so long that I won't be surprised if my unconscious has a few more bits of mild amusement at their expense waiting for the right moment to bubble up.


(*) I did pull up the "official" Boy Scouts of America song lyric to use as a template. I recommend against doing that btw, the lyrics to other verses are even more insipid and vomit-worthy than the first.

[Whirled]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yes, go to Red. Did you know that on Red not only does their shit not stink, they don't even have assholes! Red is like old-school Garden of Eden, not only is there no evil on Red, there aren't even any women there to bring evil into the world!!! Red isn't merely the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh give me a home where the griefernerds roam
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

Home, Home on the Red
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

A deceased friend of mine would always change lyrics to already established songs. The end results were at times questionable but others it was side splitting laughter for everyone. Music is a language every living thing can appreciate so A+ imo.

[ClubnRed]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh yes, go to Red. Did you know that on Red not only does their shit not stink, they don't even have assholes! Red is like old-school Garden of Eden, not only is there no evil on Red, there aren't even any women there to bring evil into the world!!! Red isn't merely the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh give me a home where the griefernerds roam
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

Home, Home on the Red
Where zonepluggers and fungitwinks play
Where seldom is heard an original word
And globalchat fills with umad all day

Got about 2 sentences done before i stoppped reading.

like i said, come to red.

[SamwiseRed]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In the spirit of classic Everquest, please revert the ability to MQ epics. the lord has spoken on such matters.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

didnt think he would respond. this was before the pantheon demise was a thing. sent it so fast there are spelling and grammer errors. oh well.

level 10s not supposed to have epics. remove MQ!

[Aviann]

Originally Posted by SamwiseRed [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

didnt think he would respond. this was before the pantheon demise was a thing. sent it so fast there are spelling and grammer errors. oh well.

level 10s not supposed to have epics. remove MQ!

Well damn!