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[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Primordial Ooze [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

SMH at all the earnest little 'but you guys he's a ROGUE' comments. By that logic, I guess if you roll a rogue you forfeit the right to ever take part in anything cooperative, because you can't be trusted. Who knows when you'll decide to "roleplay" and dick over the whole group.

P99 rogues, I hope you like soloing, because that seems like the inevitable end point of some of the arguments in this thread.

it's a roleplaying game, rogues being traitorous dickheads is canon

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's a roleplaying game, rogues being traitorous dickheads is canon

Rogues are allowed to RMT

[icedwards]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rogues are allowed to RMT

Kluwen slamming that 'Create a New Character' button as we speak.

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's it like to sword fight?

I'd imagine it's a weird sensation but probably depends on situation, like are you both hard? Can you poke the coin purse? Can you sheath your sword in his foreskin?

These are the kinds of things a totally straight bro thinks about.

Remember back when people used to bring computers to Best Buy cause it kept locking up or crashing? Well our best friend wanted us to unhook his PC so he could bring it in after work. So before we did we wanted to set his desktop wallpaper to something embarrassing, so we browsed some gay porn and put on a picture of two guys standing face to face, each hard with slightly curved and identically sized dicks. It looked like their dicks were hugging, and they were like, completely identical dicks. Guys had different faces, but its like the dicks came from the same father or something. Was so bizarre. And the guys were each looking at the camera with this goofy smile. We called them the dick huggers.

We laughed our ass off and left it up on the screen around the apartment for a while and we busted out laughing each time we saw it again.

The thing was, the dick hugging was super hypnotic. Here was 3 straight guys, and we kept busting each other sneaking these quick glances to the hugging twin dicks. We all found ourselves drawn to it's magnetism. I mean, if these dicks committed a criminal act and you made a line up of guys and had them stick their willy through a wooden fence hole to be identified, you couldn't tell the 2 apart. It was some David Copperfield shit.

To this day, I'm convinced that "The Painting" everyone is obsessed with in RocknRolla but you never see, is that very image of these siamese dicks, gently resting against one another much like a snuggling family of otters.

So to answer your question, perhaps there is no sword fighting at all, just a nestling together of smooth and occasionally pulsating skin . Eventually, when release is desired, you do a Rocks-Paper-Scissors, and the loser grabs a hold of both dicks simultaneously and attempts to get both off at the same time. Tradition states that as this feat is achieved, both must cry out in unison, "BOOK NOT UP!".

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Rygar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Remember back when people used to bring computers to Best Buy cause it kept locking up or crashing? Well our best friend wanted us to unhook his PC so he could bring it in after work. So before we did we wanted to set his desktop wallpaper to something embarrassing, so we browsed some gay porn and put on a picture of two guys standing face to face, each hard with slightly curved and identically sized dicks. It looked like their dicks were hugging, and they were like, completely identical dicks. Guys had different faces, but its like the dicks came from the same father or something. Was so bizarre. And the guys were each looking at the camera with this goofy smile. We called them the dick huggers.

We laughed our ass off and left it up on the screen around the apartment for a while and we busted out laughing each time we saw it again.

The thing was, the dick hugging was super hypnotic. Here was 3 straight guys, and we kept busting each other sneaking these quick glances to the hugging twin dicks. We all found ourselves drawn to it's magnetism. I mean, if these dicks committed a criminal act and you made a line up of guys and had them stick their willy through a wooden fence hole to be identified, you couldn't tell the 2 apart. It was some David Copperfield shit.

To this day, I'm convinced that "The Painting" everyone is obsessed with in RocknRolla but you never see, is that very image of these siamese dicks, gently resting against one another much like a snuggling family of otters.

So to answer your question, perhaps there is no sword fighting at all, just a nestling together of smooth and occasionally pulsating skin . Eventually, when release is desired, you do a Rocks-Paper-Scissors, and the loser grabs a hold of both dicks simultaneously and attempts to get both off at the same time. Tradition states that as this feat is achieved, both must cry out in unison, "BOOK NOT UP!".

So much gold packed into one comment lol

[America]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's it like to sword fight?

I'd imagine it's a weird sensation but probably depends on situation, like are you both hard? Can you poke the coin purse? Can you sheath your sword in his foreskin?

These are the kinds of things a totally straight bro thinks about.

Sword fighting is a goofy term and any act that resembled it would be kind of dumb, but frotting feels really nice. It's definitely its own sensation. Much better than you think it would feel.

Straight boys who have their first frotting experience with me tend to get very woozy and confused. Often it's the first sensual experience of a penis for them; the sensation is better than they expected and it puts them face-to-face with all their heterocuck programming in high contrast and definition.

[Swish2]

Originally Posted by reevesz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ouch. Caught red handed...Thanks for the post. I, for one, believe reputation in this sandbox is a huge deal.

Actually this wouldn't have happened on the red server, and I don't like your use of it in a sentence.

[deezy]

what the hell did i just read

[Swish2]

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