Ready to go <Anonymous>?

[Fzhoul]

Carkle is a dude. I can understand the confusion because of the dora and pony pictures.

[Vellaen]

Carkle is not just a dude.

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[Simp]

Please! He does not look that good after the grief we all give him lol

[Carkle Jackson]

Looks just like me except I'm bald, he has cooler facial hair, and I'm wearing a suit in my office right now. He looks way more comfortable in his Jedi looking bathrobe...

[Carkle Jackson]

Last night the urge to raid hit us something fierce so <Anonymous> just had to raid the Plane of Fear!

<Anonymous> assembled outside of the Fear portal and we got ourselves psyched up! We were so psyched up we were foaming at the mouths!

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<Anonymous> raced into the Fear portal and immediately made a break for the west wall. Mobs came from all sides. They were everywhere and we were fighting for our very lives! The excitement was tangible and you could absolutely feel the tension in the air!

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A guildie died here. A guildie died there. It was fast-paced mayhem! Electric even! There was not a dull moment!

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We quickly got control over the situation and the battle started to turn in our favor. We killed Wraith of Shissar! Gratz Kaehlan!

We killed Fright, Dread, and Terror however we only got one Child's Tear. Gratz Flubula!

And <Anonymous> got a bunch of Planar loots! Our big winners were Padrig (4 pieces of druid gear including BP), Haela (4 pieces of pally loot including greaves), and Shaznit (2 pieces of cryosilk)! Also gratz to Lyth, Ilxoxll, Latina, Ginnas, and Hawkai on their new loot! Everybody looked pretty awesome all decked out in their new gear!

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Nicely done folks! Go <Anonymous>!

[Poosammich]

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Looks just like me except I'm bald, he has cooler facial hair, and I'm wearing a suit in my office right now. He looks way more comfortable in his Jedi looking bathrobe...

The dude abides....

[Simp]

Annnnd this is why no one wants to send screenshots. Love it.

[Carkle Jackson]

<Anonymous> cares about our members. Deeply.

Last night, during <Anonymous>'s weekly prostate checks in EC tunnel (I told you...we care DEEPLY), somebody happened to notice that Hawkai's hair was completely infested with lice. We immediately started blasting his head with spells. We tried DD, healing, and DOTs... None of them were working. And Hawkai was scratching so much we considered putting a cone over his head.

We all pondered what to do and finally Kronouss came up with an idea. He said, "Hey... Let's take him to Lavastorm and have him swim in the lava." That idea sounded as good as anything else we had tried so we decided to go for it.

<Anonymous> raced to Lavastorm and threw Hawkai into the lava pit near Sol B. The lice immediately died and the steam was wonderfully soothing for Hawkai's scratched up skin.

While Hawkai was bathing, he noticed Eejag floating at the bottom of the lava pit and shouted in surprise, "Hey! Eejag's down there!" At that moment, we all realized that Kronouss had conned us! He was more concerned about having us kill his epic mob than helping Hakwai's lice-ridden scalp! Dirty pull Kronouss!

We figured since we had the guild there already, killing Eejag would be much more fun than just continuing our weekly prostate checks. So, we dived down into the lava and took the fight to Eejag at the bottom of the pit. We felt like we were burning alive but in a very short time, Eejag was dead and Kronouss had looted his scale. Gratz Kronouss!

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Since we were already there, we decided to kill Plasmatic Priest in Temple of Solusek Ro for Tarrin (one of our clerics). <Anonymous> knows this fight very well now and we had lots of people there, so Plasmatic Priest lasted approximately 3.5 seconds and then we looted his Blood Soaked Plasmatic Priest Robe and laughed at him. Gratz Tarrin!

When <Anonymous> starts to raid, we don't like to stop! We were looking for something else to kill and realized that Bigfat the shaman was completely factioned and had his Child's Tear! Time for another shaman epic kill! Away to City of Mist we went.

<Anonymous> got set up and Wiked started pulling Black Reavers to us. We killed Black Reaver after Black Reaver until finally Lord Rak'Ashiir popped. Bigfat did his turn in and then we engaged him and gave him a severe beat down. He died. Splat! Gratz on the new epic Bigfat!

Hawkai (feeling like a new man after his weekly prostate check and lice removal) did a Tracking and saw that Neh'Ashiir was spawned! Holy crap! So, <Anonymous> ran to the temple and jumped from the pennant to the 2nd floor. Well, most of us did. We had a bunch of little folks whose legs just didn't have the strength to get them up there.

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So, Wiked (being the helpful man he is) jumped back down from the 2nd floor and murdered all of the little people. You heard me right. He tried to act like he was doing them a favor but he seemed awfully gleeful about it. Sadistic bastage.

We pulled the corpses of the little people to the second floor and resurrected them. As soon as they were ready to get moving, we fought our way to Neh'Ashiir's room at the top of City of Mist. And there he was.

<Anonymous> tore into him like an old man with incontinence tears into a bag of Depends and soon enough, Neh'Ashiir was dead! The torch was looted by Toller and we all slapped each other on the backs for a job well done! Gratz Toller!

Great job, my friends! And Go <Anonymous>!

[Carkle Jackson]

It was raid night last night and the planes were taken. Another guild would have said... "Oh well, let's all log out and play dominoes." But not <Anonymous>!

The other night in the Plane of Fear, Flubula looted a Child's Tear off of an iksar maiden. We decided there was no time like the present to get him his epic. So, off to the City of Mist <Anonymous> flew.

We arrived in the City of Mist and organized into groups and prepared for battle.

Without fear or hesitation, Wiked started pulling Black Reavers to us and <Anonymous> started to kill them. One at a time and on a few occasions, two at a time.

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Wiked pulled and <Anonymous> fought, over and over and over until Lord Rak'Ashiir finally spawned!

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We tore into him as we yelled, "For the honor of Grayskull, we have the power!" We evaded his AOE flames and shortly he was dead! Flubula looted the iksar scale and turned it in for his epic! Gratz Flubula!

<Anonymous> wasn't done yet. We ported the guild out to North Karana and ran down to South Karana. <Anonymous> lined up on the bridge and prepared to do battle. Our ranger, Laylu, scouted the location of Brother Qwinn for us, found him, and pulled him to the raid force. Brother Qwinn was mad! Our monk, Wiked, tanked him for us and in a surprisingly short amount of time, Brother Qwinn was dead and Grishnahk looted his Robe of the Lost Circle! Gratz Grishnahk!

We saw Brother Zephyl spawned in Rathe Mountains before the raid so we decided to get a second Robe of the Lost Circle... This one would be for Kronouss. By the time <Anonymous> arrived in Rathe Mountains, Brother Zephyl was nowhere to be seen but Hasten was spawned. Sorry Kronouss... maybe next time.

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Wait! Laylu spotted Rrarzar the emerald drake on Tracking! That's a Shadow Knight epic mob!!! So, we pulled Rrarzar to the raid force and we killed him dead! Gratz Kalandro!

It was another awesome night for us! Go <Anonymous>!

[Vellaen]

Carkle is lying about Brother Zephyl being spawned, of course. We just had a lot of JBoots MQs to turn in.

Hasten doesn't get very far with three dozen people hailing him.