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Old 10-03-2013, 10:16 PM
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Thank you for this smedy, you are the most honest and noble white knight around. Thanks for outing this scum
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Old 10-03-2013, 11:09 PM
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Surely the biggest tragedy was Gloinzz?

Cant really blame HB, he had nowhere else to go. He could either quit or switch sides.

We all know how strong the immersion gets pals
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Old 10-03-2013, 11:24 PM
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Surely the biggest tragedy was Gloinzz?

Cant really blame HB, he had nowhere else to go. He could either quit or switch sides.

We all know how strong the immersion gets pals
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:32 AM
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Can we get back to how hearbrand is cramping everyones style by blatantly and deliberately stealing the smedyface?
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:48 AM
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Old 10-04-2013, 02:06 AM
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I chuckled so wholeheartedly my coffee almost blew up in my face, the picture is not only accurate in its statements but also hilarious, not sure if i would laugh or cry if i was guilded with such scum
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Old 10-04-2013, 03:21 AM
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Heartbrand still trying to act like he isn't complete scum, months or even a year later? Not convincing anyone that. I would def not play with him on T99.
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Old 10-04-2013, 03:25 AM
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3) Gave my Druid account away for free to kimpossible

4) Gave my rogue account away for free to gyno
Translation: RMT'd multiple accounts.
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Old 10-04-2013, 03:31 AM
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hb constantly reassuring everyone of how much money he has/makes irl is probably the most pathetic/retarded thing i've seen in a while
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Old 10-04-2013, 03:37 AM
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* UPDATES 2013-10-04

EZPK

Known Aliases: Ezpk, Combobreaker

Synopsis: The EZPK story is a story of broken friendships and deceit. EZPK was known for his moodswings that came on regular occasions but that didn't keep his pals from giving him access to various high end pixel accounts. For months EZPK was trying to get his monk a tstaff without success and one day he had enough. In a flurry of assburgers and rage he jumped on a guildmate & longtime friends account and snatched a tstaff and promtly deguilded himself with said loot in pocket in order to join nihilum. Shocked by this the rebels in Azrael stood by to watch one of their maintanks being snagged up by the evil empire of Nihilum, or so they though. Turns out not even Nizzar would have him after his dirty deeds. The server bonded in an never before seen effort to grief EZPK off the server, it was a glorious day for RED99. The story ended happily with EZPK returning the TSTAFF to his former friend and crawling back into the shadows for awhile only to later have his assburgers flare up once more in a act of rage dropping guild again and applying to Nihilum. This time Nizzar took EZPK in, with hopes and dreams of finally getting that sow sword and crown of retirement EZPK joined Nihilum for their weekly dragonslayings in Veeshans Peak only to watch nizzar destory loot that no one else needed instead of giving it to him. EZPK is currenly lurking in the shadows waiting to strike again.

Conclusion: Actively seeks out pvp and loves it, does have temprament issues and perhaps assburgers. Highly dangerous to share account info with but can be an asset in pvp due to neckbeard status.

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Ames

Known Aliases: Ames, Ameslinda

Synopsis: Ames came to this server with his great buddy Casey. They both quickly gained a good reputation for being great players and just all around fun people to hang with. Ames always showed issues picking one class and sticking to it while Casey was determined to "do big things" with his druid he kept getting levels and eventually started getting some delicious pixels, such as manastones. During the winter of 2012 Ames was struggling with money and being a student, xmas was getting closer. Feeling like a loser Ames figured he would steal Caseys pixels and sell them on the platlord RMT market to finance food, gifts for family and games on steam for himself. The server never forgets the hurt he put his long time friend in, Casey is making a slow pixel recovery and is almost back to where he got robbed (a year later). Never forget, never forgive.

Conclusion: Funny guy, can get on peoples nerves. Highly dangerous to share account info with and very impulsive. Has a tendency to say "I'll be back" or "afk a sec" only to show up 8 hours later.

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Twainz

Known Aliases: Twainz, Tyva

Synopsis: Twainz is not your usual story where the weak fights the rich then gets corrupted by pixels, he is the other way around. Twainz is the rich kid on the block, geared with more than 2 epics, Amulet of Necropotence aka "Precious Pixel" among other fine loots he fought the rebels with a passion until one day he had enough of the constant guild bullshit "Tehrouh & Kayela" spew. In a fit of rage and pride he left Nihilum to fight his new found arch enemies. One can say that that Twainz is a hero for leaving Nihilum but remember he did this when he had every single pixel obtainable to man, perhaps missing one Crown of Retirement. Smedy has gotten to know Twainz and finds him a highly dedicated player who contributes more then others but he might be unreliable when clashing with other personalities that might not fit with him. I'd say twainz has the bard syndrome, that means he is a diva and only another bard with equal diva status can tell him what to do thus he fits perfectly fine for now in Azrael where Lite is running a tight ship telling everyone to shut up and follow his lead into the Yeti caves.

Conclusion: I don't think Nizzar realize what he lost with Twainz. This guy has showed his capabilities by helping turning the tide. That being said Twainz should be considered doubiously due to the fact he left his long time standing guild, no one knows where Twainz will end up when his diva status superseeds the amount of praise he gets from the rebels for doing what he did.

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Gaffin

Known Aliases: Gaffin, "Some bluebie"

Synopsis: Gaffin is the new kid on the block. Acting like a 14 year old he spews shit on the forums about how good he is in PVP and tells his fellow bluebies to grow a pair and join RED. Being from RED were not impressed by these small nuts Gaffin is swinging and he finds out the hard way that it really takes more then just talking shit to get noticed over on RED. Gaffin starts swinging from Nihilums nutsack early on, what he doesn't know is that our gatekeepers Samwise and Chewie sees this. Samwise alerts the flowers and orders them to "Man the Harpoons" in order to put an end to the nut swinging. Gaffin proceeds to swing from Nihilums nuts feeling like a champ even though his K/D ratio is in the shitter. One day Gaffin reaches a point where he wants help with his EPIC, what he doesn't realize is that Nihilum doesn't give a fuck about old kunark pixels like epics and in a fit of rage, virginity and assburgers he ends the nutswinging and proceeds to swing from Azraels nuts instead. Currently Gaffin is swinging from the rebels nuts thinking he is in the clear, but know this young one... Smedy has his big ugly smiling face looking at you like saurons all seeing eye. I see your every move and it is being recorded. One wrong step and you'll find yourself locked in a dark room alone with Samwise somewhere deep within the shire, this is something you do not want, prepare your anus.

Conclusion: Gaffin can't be trusted. Highly emotional player who changes his opinion on the flip of a dime. I can't say much about his pvp capabilities but knowing he is from blue i'd say they are poor at best.

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